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The weirdest thing.. I forgot how to..

FlipDV

FlipDV

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I forgot how to take a piss..
I just got this quarter of mango kush like 2 days ago, I smoked a couple g's with a friend, then the next day I'm at my apartment and I go outside (no smoking inside :cuss:) and I light up a few bowls, smoke like 2g's or something. Like this was really good stuff haha.

So then I go back into my apartment and just chill.. so I have to take a piss real bad. I go to the bathroom or what ever, try to take a piss.. but I can't rofl. I'm like what the hell, standing there for like 10 minutes with my cock out.

I finally am just like fuck that and just chill out, I just thought it was 'cause I was really high that I couldn't. So then when I'm sober.. I try to take a piss.. What the fuck, it's not coming out! So I sit down and then I try, I succeed!! :blsmoke:

Then I go to sleep, in the morning, try again.. it only works when I sit down
WHAT THE FUCK!!

Yeah, I know, pretty random. But I'm also pretty damn high.
I'm thinking of posting my reasons on why asians eyes or like -.- instead of o.o
 
MenaceToSociety6

MenaceToSociety6

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Im gonna be completely honest with you........the same thing happens to me sometimes but only when im high. It feels like i have to take a piss i go to the bathroom im standing above the toilet with my dick out. But minutes pass with nothing happening. And the feelings there you can feel the urge to have to wizz but for some reason it just wont come out. But it always eventually starts flowing and when it does its the best feeling.
FlipDV said:
I'm thinking of posting my reasons on why asians eyes or like -.- instead of o.o
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lol
 
FlipDV

FlipDV

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it's the weirdest thing ever eh?
It's like.. you're just standing there and then it feels like.. 20 minutes.. and nothing aha.
 
Robert520

Robert520

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lol it happens your just standing there like fuck im too high to be standing here pissing HURRY UP DOWN THERE
 
Robert520

Robert520

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heres a question since asian peoples eyes are like -.- if they get high and get chinese eyes do they go blind ?
 
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Benassi

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I actually did this the other day... Drunk and high made me stand there like a dickhead in the bathroom NOT pissing.
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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FlipDV said:
I'm going to smoke a few more bowls and then post my Asian theory..
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Robert520 said:
heres a question since asian peoples eyes are like -.- if they get high and get chinese eyes do they go blind ?
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Well aren't you guys something..I hope you realize that one of my good friends here is Asian... And HE doesn't even consider making small minded statements, and after reading that he could...and rightfully........:evil:
 
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Benassi

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He's so classy he doesn't even joke!

Sounds like a fun friend to hang out with... :roll:
 
Robert520

Robert520

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i dont take any of that seriously racism isent a problem i see us facing in todays time so why not joke around.
 
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Benassi

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I don't like people with brown skin color because they're different.
 
drobro23

drobro23

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haha wow dude if ur asian freind took offense to that im sorry for him
it was a fucking question and a joke
dude where i live racisim is still alive and kicking
and we def gotta fight about it
like one day we was driving bumpin smokin a bleezy
and this white boy runs up near the car and yells fuckin niggers
so we let the littlest mothafucka outta tha car maybe 5'7" 160 haha
and this fuckin racist mothafucka takes the fuck off like just dipped started jumpin fences and shit we was like "get him"
then our dude got back in the car and said
"fuck it im too high to chase him"
 
Robert520

Robert520

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well racism is still around if you make a downright disrespectful comment on someones race then you should get your ass beat but if you cant throw a joke around about it then weve come no further then before.
 
FlipDV

FlipDV

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Twistyman said:
Well aren't you guys something..I hope you realize that one of my good friends here is Asian... And HE doesn't even consider making small minded statements, and after reading that he could...and rightfully........:evil:
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are you kidding man?
Some of my closest friends are Asians, I've told them the story, It's just a joke man, I didn't even post it.

So calm down man, take a joke.
 
FlipDV

FlipDV

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I just found out how to piss again, and I'm almost sober (again)
atleast I think I know how to, it took me about 5 minutes for it to actually come out..
 
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