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Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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Yessica... said:
Oh, it's funny.

It also seems kinda redundant. If a woman has zero standards and just wants to bang "a big cock", why would they need the internet?

Why couldn't they just flag down a car or something. Hookers do it, and they make money. Sure someone would be down for a freebie.

Can't imagine the people that write those ads are very attractive...
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They are hookers and they use craigs list. Do you want me to try it out and see if I get a bill at the end?
 
VTMi'kmaq

VTMi'kmaq

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actually make sure you bring a pistol or some self defense too, cause alot of whores in america LOVE ROLLING JOHNS,that's rob yer ass blind, have there pimp or some jump boy with his taurus .45 hiding in wait for some unsuspecting john who gets killed over a sexual encounter? sheeeeet aint right man! be careful dr.pecker and take pics please.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I gotta say, from my limited experience with it - I'm a fan. It takes information from your Facebook and uses that to find people in your area that you share similar friends with and interests.

I'd be way more likely to meet for a coffee with a guy that knows 30 of the same people as me. I'm sure it's different in big cities, but t bay is small and I've already seen 5 of my guy friends on there.

The Tinder experiment begins...

When I get back home.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Dr.Pecker said:
I have an idea. Lets find some whores on craigs list and troll the shit out of them. We'll post the results in this tread.
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Lol I like the way you think. I actually did just that yesterday! Found a bbw and called her names, ended up sending back and forth like 5 emails. She was a registered nurse who I called "type 2" because of her diabetes. Good times!
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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Yessica... said:
I gotta say, from my limited experience with it - I'm a fan. It takes information from your Facebook and uses that to find people in your area that you share similar friends with and interests.

I'd be way more likely to meet for a coffee with a guy that knows 30 of the same people as me. I'm sure it's different in big cities, but t bay is small and I've already seen 5 of my guy friends on there.

The Tinder experiment begins...

When I get back home.
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Just five?
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Yess don't stop until your vag gets completely blown out and destroyed. I'm talking like 12 inch sweaty Thunder Bay trucker dicks.

That's always the unspoken rule in craigslist sex, since as the guy you will just leave afterwards, so you're always trying to do massive damage.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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bu$hleaguer said:
Yess don't stop until your vag gets completely blown out and destroyed. I'm talking like 12 inch sweaty Thunder Bay trucker dicks.

That's always the unspoken rule in craigslist sex, since as the guy you will just leave afterwards, so you're always trying to do massive damage.
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That sounds absolutely terrible to me...

Vagini has been on hiatus for way too long for that shit.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Yessica... said:
That sounds absolutely terrible to me...

Vagini has been on hiatus for way too long for that shit.
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Well don't go over to any dudes place then, and if you have randoms come over to your place, make sure you have a few friends hiding in the closet to jump out if there's problems.

Have a safe word like "prolapse" or "stretched out" or "ruined" or something you can scream so they'll know when to jump out and pull the beast off of ya
 
VTMi'kmaq

VTMi'kmaq

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Yessica... said:
That sounds absolutely terrible to me...

Vagini has been on hiatus for way too long for that shit.
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I would please ask that you NOT have your tender folds destroyed like that, TBH iDC if you got a 16 donkey dick, if a vage can hold a 12 pound child(my birthweight) so idk how much destruction it could do over 6-7 months of carrying a 12 pound babay! I bet yess has a beautiful body! just sayin man.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Open up with a line like.. If you where a puppy what kind of puppy would you be?

Bitches gobble that shit up..

They respond something pathetic like a golden retriever

You respond.. It doesn't matter you're going to grow up to be a bitch anyways

Then to the next whore.. If you where a puppy.......
 
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