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a senile fungus

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Haha. I think you'd need an extra 2000 k on there for sure.

You're on the tinder? Strictly for the hook ups? Or have you met any keepers?

Hi! (By the way). It's been waaaaaay too long. Missed ya!
I'm on there. It's entertaining to say the least.

My profile is pretty dope so I get A TON of matches. Apparently I'm pretty desirable (translation: they wanna bang).

I have only hooked up with one chick from there, I sent you pics if you remember, and she turned out to be crazy. The others I met I identified as crazy off the bat.


I'll send you some screenshots of my profile, you'll get a kick from it.

Also @a senile fungus - just checked. In Canada the bubble is 160 k. I'm outta your window.

Baby, we don't need no app to make sweet, sweet love. You know where to find me.

:-*
 

Yessica...

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Open up with a line like.. If you where a puppy what kind of puppy would you be?

Bitches gobble that shit up..

They respond something pathetic like a golden retriever

You respond.. It doesn't matter you're going to grow up to be a bitch anyways

Then to the next whore.. If you where a puppy.......
Bahahaha. I like your style. I have been opening with "I'm not here for a gang bang".

One guy responded with - butt stuff is still good, right?

Hahah. I like that guy.
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
I'm on there. It's entertaining to say the least.

My profile is pretty dope so I get A TON of matches. Apparently I'm pretty desirable (translation: they wanna bang).

I have only hooked up with one chick from there, I sent you pics if you remember, and she turned out to be crazy. The others I met I identified as crazy off the bat.


I'll send you some screenshots of my profile, you'll get a kick from it.




Baby, we don't need no app to make sweet, sweet love. You know where to find me.

:-*
I DO remember that girl...huge tats.

I'm still waiting for your profile sharesies. I bet it's funny. If you were in TBay I'd swipe right furrrr sure. I cant imagne you have much trouble with the ladies...

Plus that accent! Daaaaaaaaamn....
I Like like how some of you Mericans speak!
 

Dr.Pecker

Well-Known Member
I DO remember that girl...huge tats.

I'm still waiting for your profile sharesies. I bet it's funny. If you were in TBay I'd swipe right furrrr sure. I cant imagne you have much trouble with the ladies...

Plus that accent! Daaaaaaaaamn....
I Like like how some of you Mericans speak!
You do?
 

Steve French

Well-Known Member
Fuck, the ignorance in this country. Under the Canadian charter of freedoms and voices and choices act, it is actually "marihuana for medicinal purposes." Jeebus.
 
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