Fuck that... those LA castration laws are too sissy. I'm a law student in North Carolina, so I know what the fuck I'm talking about. You guys are practically handing the underage minors to the child molesters with weak laws like that down there in Louisiana. I know how to write some fucking laws, bitches. Listen up:
I say we castrate any man who has even *thought* about having sex with an underage girl. We give the male population lie detector tests randomly, sort of like IRS audits. I know it sounds bad because lie detector tests aren't 100% accurate. But when you consider that juries aren't 100% accurate either, and we still let them sentence people to
death this line of thought starts to make more sense. Plus there are other benefits....
You see... by "underage" I of course mean 18 in Virginia, 17 in Louisiana, 16 in West Virginia, 15 in Colorado, 13 (yes, 13) in North Carolina (if I buy a license from the State first, called a "marriage license", otherwise known as a "license to fuck a 13 year old"), or 12 years old in Argentina.
So... this way all the men in the world (or at least all the men in Virginia) would be castrated except me (because I'd get my gun and live in the woods for the year after the law passed while the 99.9% of the male population cut each other's balls off like a bunch of Baptist homosexuals trying to kick the urge). I would come back a year or two later, move to Virginia where I'd be the only man with a penis for miles around, and I'd have all the pussy a man could ever desire.
And by "pussy" I am only referring to girls who are older then 18... I'm not a pervert like all those sick Louisiana folk who fuck 17 year olds.
Fuckin right... those laws (castration) should be everywere...