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BM9AGS

BM9AGS

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ODanksta said:
Well, I keep meeting these fucking big headed "I know everything" type of girls. It's pretty easy for me to get pussy but finding the right girl seems likes it has become impossible. So right now I am only worrying about me, saving my money and taking care of shit.
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Visit Europe your odds are higher.
 
BM9AGS

BM9AGS

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ODanksta said:
@GrowUrOwnDank Lol sometime last week, I met this lady she was 42 and a perfect 10. I had just got off of work and suppose to meet a couple of buddies for some drinks. Well I was outside by myself waiting on them smoking a cig, and this lady comes up to me grabs my arm and says come have a smoke with me, I'm like what the hell. At first I didn't really get a good look at her, so we snuck upstairs at first I saw how pretty she was, I was like "damn" she is fucking hot! So we started talking, all was good, she kept feeling up on me, I was like fuck yeah I got this. So I went down stairs to buy us a round of drinks. The bartender was like I just cut her off but as long as you buying them for her it's ok but this is it, no more after this round. I was like cool bro and tossed him a fat tip. I could tell she was had some drinks but I didn't think she was all that drunk, so we finished our drinks and asked her if she wanted to go bar hopping, she said yes. This is were it got crazy after like 4 beers and a couple of shots "let me remind you I was sober at the time" well she had a meltdown too brah. The most insane shit I've ever seen!!! So she said lets go back to her place I'm thinking "fuck yea" this would have been by far the most beautiful lady I've ever been with and she is 42!?!? So we start driving I am soberish and she is drunk,lol. Well I asked her where she lived and she was lost as could be, she was like just let me drive and I will get us there, I replied "I think you have had to much to drink I got this just tell me where to go" She goes ape shit and tosses a full beer mug inside my car at my windshield, lol.. I am like oh shit what just happened. Well at this point I am trying to be Mr.niceguy and just drop my her off at her house and roll out, well she keeps screaming, let me drive, let me drive at this point I have had enough, I stopped my truck in the middle of the highway and said you want to drive, so she get outs "she thinks I am really going to let her drunk ass drive" well she gets out and I drive off... lol
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Lol
I don't buy the perfect 10 bit one bit
You should have taken her home when she was rubbing against you

At the start of the breakdown I would have asked her to hold my drink while I piss and ran the fuck away bro!
 
ODanksta

ODanksta

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BM9AGS said:
Lol
I don't buy the perfect 10 bit one bit
You should have taken her home when she was rubbing against you

At the start of the breakdown I would have asked her to hold my drink while I piss and ran the fuck away bro!
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maybe a 9 at least for looks.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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ODanksta said:
lol, not really looking for a one night stand, but thanks anyways
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Shut your mouth Judgie McJudgerson. I’ve been on there a week, and talked to lots of lovely people that want more than a gang bang.

Sure, they would take the gang bang offer if it was on the table. But a lot of the people there are just busy people looking for luuuuuurve.

Don’t knock it till you tried it, gansta…
 
BM9AGS

BM9AGS

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Yessica... said:
Try Tinder @ODanksta . It’s pretty neat.
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Tinder is pretty great! Let the dick do the picking and then go through your selection process once you gain communication. Don't message for more than 2 days if you're local otherwise they're hiding something and don't want to meet for a reason.....like using pictures from before 3 kids and eating her ex husband or it's a crazy chick using someone else's pics just to have attention from men they'd never naturally have. Also understand that women have a magic skill of perfectly hiding their visible flaws with pictures and many actually use apps to make them look better.
Online dating is a very dangerous world. We men have it pretty fucking bad but not as bad as girls dealing with creeps. So remember that!
If you're near the springs stay away from any Erica or Carrie.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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BM9AGS said:
Tinder is pretty great! Let the dick do the picking and then go through your selection process once you gain communication. Don't message for more than 2 days if you're local otherwise they're hiding something and don't want to meet for a reason.....like using pictures from before 3 kids and eating her ex husband or it's a crazy chick using someone else's pics just to have attention from men they'd never naturally have. Also understand that women have a magic skill of perfectly hiding their visible flaws with pictures and many actually use apps to make them look better.
Online dating is a very dangerous world. We men have it pretty fucking bad but not as bad as girls dealing with creeps. So remember that!
If you're near the springs stay away from any Erica or Carrie.
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Lucky for me, I’m flawless…

hahahaha
 
Diabolical666

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BM9AGS said:
Tinder is pretty great! Let the dick do the picking and then go through your selection process once you gain communication. Don't message for more than 2 days if you're local otherwise they're hiding something and don't want to meet for a reason.....like using pictures from before 3 kids and eating her ex husband or it's a crazy chick using someone else's pics just to have attention from men they'd never naturally have. Also understand that women have a magic skill of perfectly hiding their visible flaws with pictures and many actually use apps to make them look better.
Online dating is a very dangerous world. We men have it pretty fucking bad but not as bad as girls dealing with creeps. So remember that!
If you're near the springs stay away from any Erica or Carrie.
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Hi, this is Erica...did you have a problem with me wanting to do you anal with a strap on!?!?!?
 
Hookabelly

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GrowUrOwnDank said:
LOL. When I got married in 2009. I had run up my credit cards. I was 3 years behind filing taxes. I was running all over the place to dif girls places. And they all loved me bro. Once I moved my ex in my house, I had to retrieve boxes of clothes and stuff from two diff ladies I was staying with regularly. My house was falling apart.

Well, guess I should thank my ex. She helped me out of all that shit. Got house halfway straight. Got taxes caught up. Credit cards dealt with. House looks ok now. I'm not drinking a liter or more of whiskey a day either. She kinda worked her ass off and helped in the beginning.

Not sure why all these women are going all bi polar these days man. But, I tell ya. They fucking wacko man. Even trying to date now I could tell stories about these wack jobs I've met. I get blessed out regular by girls I don't even know. Just Friday night a very hot 46 year old. HOT AS FUCK I MEAN TITTIES AND A NICE THICK ASS! NOT FAT! AND TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL FACE! Well she had a melt down while we were talking. Started talking about I ain't gonna take this shit and that shit and blah blah blah. Like I was her ex or something and did all that shit. O now she blessing out someone she just met. Residual damage bro. Remember. They damaged as fuck! I just grinned and let out a yeah baby I understand every now and again. Damn she was hot too. I wish I woulda least had a chance to get to know her before she went off the deep end. Anyway. Good luck bro. Keep your eyes open. Don't get weak when they get all pitiful and tell there victim stories from the past. They prolly deserved that shit. Just saying. Be vigilant my brutha. There are so many single chicks out there it's pathetic. Don't be weak.
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GrowUrOwnDank

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GrowUrOwnDank said:
CRITICAL UPDATE!

Receiving pics. No nudity confirmed at this time. :bigjoint:
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UPDATE! @ODanksta

She's coming over tomorrow night and bringing pizza. I'm buying the alcohol. We're gonna watch football and have some drinks.

I just hope she looks like her pic. I'm humble if she's fat or something with @Gary Goodson 's approval I will treat her nice anyway. Sorry @Diabolical666 you had your chance baby.
 
Gary Goodson

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GrowUrOwnDank said:
UPDATE! @ODanksta

She's coming over tomorrow night and bringing pizza. I'm buying the alcohol. We're gonna watch football and have some drinks.

I just hope she looks like her pic. I'm humble if she's fat or something with @Gary Goodson 's approval I will treat her nice anyway. Sorry @Diabolical666 you had your chance baby.
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If you get wings you'll know if shes any good at going down... ya know, when she licks the sauce off her fingers:hump: but don't stare at her cuz that's creepy, just put wing sauce all over your wiener and next time she goes for a wing she'll end up with wang instead
 
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