This one time when I was still married, it was poker night at my house. I was hammered, and took too many hits. I went into the bathroom, felt like I had to shit. With my pants down around my ankles, I slowly fell to the floor off the toilet. Everyone was screaming come on! Wtf! I couldn't get up for about 45 minutes. Just laying there in the fetal position with my pants around my ankles.
Just thought i would share that with you all. Good night.