How high are you... RIGHT NOW?

I am baked. Blitz. Blasted. Bombed. Blown. Barb-E-Q'ed. Wasted. Smacked. Stoned. Streaked. Trippy.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. I'm blown. I hit a dub before tennis practice.. just about died in 85 degree weather while playing tennis... came back.. and packed a few bowls and totaled a grand blaze of a 1/4 ou. like 7-8 grams ish.. whoalk


how the heck can you manage to play tennis while you high -.^
 
Im high
Dumb High
I can look into the suns eyes
and I swear I go dumb
I smoke so much they call me no lungs

-Lil Wayne

I feel like I need to exercise but its nothin I can do about it. Im so hight that I kno Im gettin bigger but theres nothin I can do about it, everytime I try and get up my legs say uhhh uh, where u think u goin...and I hvae to sit right back down...anybody else ever feel like that
 
just blazed for the first time today i think im rising to an 8

8 is a good number for me because i tend to get paranoid if i got above that when im not drinking

but when i get drunk theres no limit, no paranoia

"This is the only time i really feel alive" -Trent Resnor, Nine Inch Nains

Its song about drinking he wrote:blsmoke:


also if your really wanna mess with your head download "terrible lie" the tool version of the NIN song. its messed up

Here's why:

Hey God Why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
Hey God I think you owe me a great big apology

Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie

Hey God I really don't know what you mean
Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams
I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme
Hey God Can this world really be as sad as it seems?

Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie

Don't take it away from me, I need you to hold on to
Don't take it away from me, I need someone to hold on to
Don't tear it away from me, I need you to hold on to
Don't tear it away from me, I need someone to hold on to
Don't tear it away from me, I need you to hold on to
Don't tear it, don't tear it, don't tear it, don't tear it, don't

Hey God There's nothing left for me to hide
I lost my ignorance, security and pride
I'm all alone in the world you must despise
Hey God I believed your promises, your promises and lies!

Terrible lie
Terrible lie




Sorry not trying to be a downer or anything I feel great:blsmoke:
 
just blazed for the first time today i think im rising to an 8

8 is a good number for me because i tend to get paranoid if i got above that when im not drinking

but when i get drunk theres no limit, no paranoia

"This is the only time i really feel alive" -Trent Resnor, Nine Inch Nains

Its song about drinking he wrote:blsmoke:


also if your really wanna mess with your head download "terrible lie" the tool version of the NIN song. its messed up

Here's why:

Hey God Why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
Hey God I think you owe me a great big apology

Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie

Hey God I really don't know what you mean
Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams
I feel my hatred grow all the more extreme
Hey God Can this world really be as sad as it seems?

Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie

Don't take it away from me, I need you to hold on to
Don't take it away from me, I need someone to hold on to
Don't tear it away from me, I need you to hold on to
Don't tear it away from me, I need someone to hold on to
Don't tear it away from me, I need you to hold on to
Don't tear it, don't tear it, don't tear it, don't tear it, don't

Hey God There's nothing left for me to hide
I lost my ignorance, security and pride
I'm all alone in the world you must despise
Hey God I believed your promises, your promises and lies!

Terrible lie
Terrible lie




Sorry not trying to be a downer or anything I feel great:blsmoke:

im not a fan of getting crunk, i like to enjoy the weed high by itself, anyone try picking up chicks high man? it's so easy :P no inhabitions.
 
dude, i met my current girlfriend coming off a 3 day high (smoking up every 2-3 hours for 3 days), it was a sunday night, I was so dazed and confused I thought I was in a dream so I just walked up to her and put my arm around her shoulder and said "hey babe, what's happening" the rest of the details are fuzzy..... then she called me back the next day, monday, when I was no longer high and said "hey hun, what are you doin later today" and I was like "no way, that really happened? <--- this was in my head of course." and we had sex the same week, and the rest is history. So my medical reason for smoking marijuana is, "Weed helps me get laid, without it, I have a hard time doing what God put me on this earth to do", by the way, I lost my virginity to my girlfriend I found when I was high, this was back when I was 17, and we're still together today, "Weed also builds long lasting relationships, it makes you content with whomever your with" *so long as your getty pussy that is* but yep, weed rules! This is all a true story.
 
wow whhach out we have a P.I.M.P in da house j/k ya me to being high gives u more balls to do shit u usually hate to do
 
Nah dude I asked her if she could tell if I high that night and she was like "no, but you were very cocky" she likes me better sober

Some people say cocaine makes you feel like superman, I wouldnt know I never tried it (nor will I ever), but weed makes me feel like Superman when I'm socializing with the ladies... I guess it's because I rarely get shut down or rejected so it boosts my ego :P
 
Hey panda, where'd you get the idea for your handle? I used to know a smackhead we nicknamed panda, on account of the black circles around his eyes...
 
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