Becoming an Aussie

[Gryphonn]

As with most countries, to become a citizen of Australia, you must pass a test of sorts. Well, we think the 'official' test doesn't cover some essential language and socialising skills that the average person needs to survive and enjoy this great country. So, starting today, Ph03nix and I will begin the new Aussie Citizenship Test, exclusively for RIU folks.

To start off, we'll explain the term 'Billy'.

Billy (noun): A bong. Generally accepted to be coined after the swagmans billy, a tin can with a wire handle, used to boil Tea. Sucking on a billy sounds much like a billy boiling as well.


OK, your first two questions, and these are important. Fail either of these and you will be rejected before you get here...

PLEASE NOTE: Aussies are exempt from this test. This is for our OS friends to see just how strange we are.

Q1: What is a stubby?



Q2: What is Mullumbimby Madness and where does it come from?

 

[smokeh]

q1: a tree stump?

q2: something to do with surfing or something u put on a bbq

there my guesses

 

[ElBarto]

Q1: What is a stubby?

That's the thing what makes a bloke a bloke and not a Sheila!

Q2: What is Mullumbimby Madness and where does it come from?

Is that the result of riding around on kangaroos all day, jarring the brain?

Cripes!

 

[smokeh]

crikey mate! put another shrimp on the barbe!

 

[ElBarto]

Call that a knife? That's not a knife! THIS is a knife!

 

[smokeh]

rofl wtf. Snake isnt an aussie....

 

[ph03nix]

Close guys, but no prize...

Come on then. The next questions won't go up until these are correctly solved. They're not that hard...

Ok, a hint...

1... Every aussie likes one.
2... think about this site.

 

[420ATTITUDE]

1. big dick (aussie's have small dicks and always have penis envy) poor buggars
what happens when you masterbate too much

 

[Njsurf14]

Stubby= BEER
dont know about the other one

 

[Seamaiden]

All I know is what you folks call what we call 'round here "crawfish", or "crayfish", or "crawdads" or "crawdaddies" or "mudpuppies".

I may know more than that, but at the moment I'm not entirely sure.

 

[ph03nix]

All I know is what you folks call what we call 'round here "crawfish", or "crayfish", or "crawdads" or "crawdaddies" or "mudpuppies".

Sshhh... that might relate to one of the later questions...

Well, the first question has been answered correctly. A stubby is, in fact, a bottle of beer... a 375ml bottle, to be more precise. It's just enough to drink before said beer becomes either stale or warm. Some breweries make stubbies that have less in them, but we won't talk about them because they're bastards.

So yay for Njsurf14... we're going to rep those who get the correct answers, so yours is on the way. As for the rest of you... shame on you. Aren't we supposed to be allies?

As for question no 2... I guess another hint??? Well, what other relaxant is an important part of our society? Think hard now...

 

[Gryphonn]

Jeez gang, this is pretty slack!

Mullumbimby Madness




An old strain originating in the Mullumbimby/Nimbin area. One of the first 'named' strains in Australia. MM is a Sativa that most likely originated from Asian strains brought to Oz in the seventies.

OK, next question:

3: This is a sports question in three parts:

a: Who was the 'King of the Mountain'?

b: How did he die?

c: Where is his memorial museum?

Go on, flick over to Google and cheat...

 

[sidngroovennude]

Peter Brock died in a daytona R.I.P im not sure where his museum is you would have to say at bathurst and the real name for the madness is old mother sativa got mullumbimby madness name of the street been to nimbin plenty of times bro what a place might kick back have a stubby.

 

[Njsurf14]

No clue but heres an Ausie question for you

Q- What beach do groms get tied to a pole and get hazed ( usualy pissed on) by the older locals

 

[sidngroovennude]

i think a good question for the people out there is who were the bra boys?
what is a deal?
what is a bag?


i love australiana...

 

[Gryphonn]

No clue but heres an Ausie question for you

Q- What beach do groms get tied to a pole and get hazed ( usualy pissed on) by the older locals

I think the bra boys are famous for that. But then, I haven't surfed for thirty years, so can't say for sure...I lost interest after all these big blokes tied me to a pole at Maroubra and pissed on me...

 

[sidngroovennude]

what beach doesnt this happen at as part of hazing especialy northern sydney beaches.

 

[Gryphonn]

Peter Brock died in a daytona R.I.P im not sure where his museum is you would have to say at bathurst and the real name for the madness is old mother sativa got mullumbimby madness name of the street been to nimbin plenty of times bro what a place might kick back have a stubby.

Yep, Peter Brock was/is King of the Mountain (that is Bathurst-Mt Panorama).

K, yep, he died in a Daytona at Targa West (car rally) in Western Australia.

The museum is actually at Yeppoon in Central Queensland...which we thought was a strange place for a Brock museum, but it was started by his mate who lives in Yeppoon and had a large collection of his cars and other stuff.

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Next question...

4: Using MS Paint, or equivalent, draw a koala and show us your talent


5: If a crab and a Yabbie had a race, which would win?

6: What is a monotreme. Give two examples.

 

[sidngroovennude]

can u please be more specific on your crab and yabby,s would this be a queensland mud crab v,s tasmanian yabby or blue swimmer vs blue claw.

 

[sidngroovennude]

is a monotreme a platypus.