Drunken Regrets?

[Alienwidow]

who? what ?

He was a guy from a while back. Real small penis. You know who im talking about?

 

[mnbvcxza]

He was a guy from a while back. Real small penis. You know who im talking about?

i thought it was u with the small peen ?

 

[Alienwidow]

i thought it was u with the small peen ?

Do you know the guy? Kinda hit a neve there huh? You dont know him do ya? You both seem to know five fingered tony.

 

[tyler.durden]

Went to a frat party in college and had a great time playing beer pong. And a couple daquiris. And woke up with a guy I'd never met. And he was ugly as all fucking hell.

lol like 10 versions

You have 10 stories of waking up hung over with ugly dudes? That doesn't surprise me...

 

[tyler.durden]

drink will kill u and blow the world up.

Not to mention rot away your liver...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Do you know the guy? Kinda hit a neve there huh? You dont know him do ya? You both seem to know five fingered tony.

5 fingered Tony gets around, man.

 

[Hookabelly]

Went to a frat party in college and had a great time playing beer pong. And a couple daquiris. And woke up with a guy I'd never met. And he was ugly as all fucking hell.

LOL.

I've been so high/buzzed I peed my pants laughing so hard, but don't usually get wasted enough to not know what I'm doing…

Now in my sober life? Yes, there are a few regrets there...

 

[whitebb2727]

Every dumb thing I ever regretted was from drinking.

 

[whitebb2727]

Every dumb thing I ever regretted was from drinking.

Though I still drink once in a blue moon, rarely is it more than two beers. I cook with beer more than I drink.

 

[BigEasy1]

I banged a deaf mute in South Korea around 1989 during Team Spirit. In all fairness, I didn't know she was a deaf mute until after I blew. Thought she just didn't speak English.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Everything I've ever done while drunk was a great decision.