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[tyke1973]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO all the UK based growers stay safe and keep at it

 

[Cl@rksville]

ey up yer fuckers clarksville is back and is it just me or is the old thread looking slightly grim without my shennanigans lol!

My four seeds I planted have all gone pear shaped just ain't gettin the time to do everything as sadly my lovely wife has been rather ill and after bringing her round from her coma the prognosis is she has had a stroke. Early days for the girl yet but we'll get through it!

I will post some pics tomorrow but neglecting my little plants has resulted in me realising how little nutrients they actually need to survive under a CFL!!! Anyone made vaping liquid??? I can't smoke spliffs at the moment unless I'm here at home but just can't be arsed by time all kids are done for bed n schools a play a day or party right now... reet well its surely bedtime right!

Oh and some turds nicked me old vespa the bastards lol...

 

[Cl@rksville]

Whats up @Labs Dexter you not a sleeper pal fucking police video vans been parked outside my gaff for half an hour, thinking of reporting a gunshot and a scream see if they fuck off, making me paranoid and I only got four small uns in veg lol!!! They wanna get looking for Clarksvilles fucking scooter imo

 

[Labs Dexter]

Glad all is well or we'll ish lol mate,

Answering your question I did do mj vaper but used the crystals instead of weed. Didn't work well but then I used a cheap pen majig...

Never again tho because of blisters in my upper gum

 

[Labs Dexter]

Whats up @Labs Dexter you not a sleeper pal fucking police video vans been parked outside my gaff for half an hour, thinking of reporting a gunshot and a scream see if they fuck off, making me paranoid and I only got four small uns in veg lol!!! They wanna get looking for Clarksvilles fucking scooter imo

These pills man fucking feel like on speed and hard to sleep, I got a chopper hovering over lmao past two nights they do a 12/till/1 sweep of houses very common growing in this estate lmao.

 

[Cl@rksville]

Im thinking of soaking half ounce of bud in alchohol and reducing it down then just mixing it with glycerine? That meatvans fucked off now anyway and believe me mate this estate im on has plenty of choppers, they just can't fly lol... well they probably think they can like but that tarmac soon wakes em up lmao

 

[Labs Dexter]

Can't stand em and one of my four (brother) friend wife's is bloody constable lmao

I stick to me spliffs and tried doing butter this time instead of hash or vape, did some vanilla fudge intotal needed 90grams of butter and 20 G's of it was canna butter out of the 90 it's nice but more sickly than stoned to be honest I can't seen to do out but hash

 

[Labs Dexter]

Is it better with buds instead of all just bud leafs?

Because I can't seem to get the butter or vape effect

 

[Labs Dexter]

Oh and the brother from another mothers wife is okay because I set her husband up and showed him what I know ( apart from defoliation lmao) and hoping if my name pops up I'll get the heads up, but I dnt need to worry as pigs don't find me attractive no more and I've grown up...


Abit

 

[Cl@rksville]

Yeah my mate from school is a pig he turns a blind eye but I still don't fucking trust any of them meself, plus his missus always looks me up n down before saying "you stink of weed or summat" even when i don't and she's only one of these volunteer specials... I fucking totally 100% hate coppers, always have but then again I've been wrong side of the fence most of my life lol

 

[Cl@rksville]

@ttystikk you little lurker you, thats some impressive beasts you have there

Is it better with buds instead of all just bud leafs?

Because I can't seem to get the butter or vape effect

Well I imagine so? My problem is just getting the right solvent! I have done the BHO and its proper tackle but don't like the thought of inhaling the butane do you?

 

[Labs Dexter]

Yeah my mate from school is a pig he turns a blind eye but I still don't fucking trust any of them meself, plus his missus always looks me up n down before saying "you stink of weed or summat" even when i don't and she's only one of these volunteer specials... I fucking totally 100% hate coppers, always have but then again I've been wrong side of the fence most of my life lol

Same here lmao I love banging em managed to get a one shot KO on one lol till I stopped drinking and mental health couldn't save me from prison no more, plus the wife got pregnant so it was tine to grow up.

Fuck the police..... Anyway I got holygrail 69 and one of barney's meny critical kush
Having some issues with holygrail but nothing too bad. Glad I only have the wife to please with me budds lol and my self

 

[Labs Dexter]

@ttystikk you little lurker you, thats some impressive beasts you have there

Well I imagine so? My problem is just getting the right solvent! I have done the BHO and its proper tackle but don't like the thought of inhaling the butane do you?

Nope fuck that, what I did is go to then e sig shops and got nicotine free flavour for em then got a pan 10 grams of white crystals in a shot glass and then put liquid to just about 2 liquid to 1 crystals ratio then let it boil for few hours and coffee filter then back in its tub.

I did not wanna do my own mix stuff that, and didn't do nowt for me.

I think I can only get stoned by spliffs lol

 

[Labs Dexter]

What's BHO?

 

[Cl@rksville]

One shot KO lmao fucking never actually hit one, well not on purpose I once got nicked at a footy match leeds n brighton 1990 ish and elbowed this big fat bitch right in the snozza fucking blood everywhere lol , lahada is doing some oil I'm gonna ask her about it?

BHO is Butane Hash Oil i think but after you boil the butane away its just like semi hard wax, not oil at all ime?

 

[Labs Dexter]

One shot KO lmao fucking never actually hit one, well not on purpose I once got nicked at a footy match leeds n brighton 1990 ish and elbowed this big fat bitch right in the snozza fucking blood everywhere lol , lahada is doing some oil I'm gonna ask her about it?

BHO is Butane Hash Oil i think but after you boil the butane away its just like semi hard wax, not oil at all ime?

Nah I don't know that mate I seen vids that's too deep lol

My family were military and we was raised doing marshal arts lol my hobby was jujitsu my sisters were karate and my mom's genes are like (Debo of Friday) loved scrapping and got my license took off at 12 from there it was on the roads. I wish I never

 

[Cl@rksville]

I just filled a coffee perculator halfway, squirted the butane in till it was just over it then left it a while and tipped it out in a glass dish sat in boiling water. All the butane boils away leaving the shit behind but its messy and it were everywhre until it set then i rolled it up like a black bogey lol it were probably only black off my muccky paws lol but fuck me it was dynamite to smoke!

 

[Cl@rksville]

Reet pal im gonna hit me sack, taking kids to shops in morning an i'm stoned to fuck now lol

 

[Labs Dexter]

I think investment in a screen mesh like them big crystal catchers and then off that you get the best white crystals.. Then I can stop some green bits of leafs getting in .

K night mate I think I need one big my mate dropped me some deep cheese of his that came down time

 

[ValleyDragon]

Has any of you wise owls on here used/using a tornado mdf fan?

Looking to dial in my tent in jan because even now my temps are high due to freakish mild weather so plants/yield are suffering..

Already had some good advice on fan but wanted to ask if anyone has one, want to run 2 600w hps lights in 2x2m tent without the constant heat worry.

Thinking of buying a 1500 m3 tornado fan and a contoller that adjusts it by temperature...any thoughts on this folks?