PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

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Oregon Gardener said:
Well since Burton Cummings is arguably one of the greatest singers in history, perhaps we could get him to do some vocals in the Rollitup Non Marching band. Perhaps a "Share the Land" cover? :) Truly one of my favorites.
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Good ole Winnipeg boy In his earlier years he would give me goosebumps with songs like "these eyes" and "stand tall" now he has a hard time hitting those higher notes .I would be in awe as we sat around the kitchen table boozing and smoking till the wee hours of the morning passing the guitar around and singing and joking he is a very funny guy along with my brother in law Gary Maclean & his Brother Blair Maclean of Maclean & Maclean fame Burton is still on the road doing solo shows and sometimes backed up by a band called the Carpet Frogs.

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Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

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Jim Carrey watched Gary and Blairs show that night and then came back to the house for some stubbies ...after watching these clips where do you think the idea for the toilet scene came from?


 
Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

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Hookabelly said:
What the heck was that? It was a goof right? Not a serious wk out vid. There were some pretty bad ones back then that tried to pass as legit.
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total goof..He had a short lived comedy special up here north of the border back in the day he did skits impersonations etc. he plays himself and Rodney Dangerfield in this one...
 
Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

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Well I guess i should have started here because in the spring of 67
my parents bless their hearts had a few stubbies and got a little jiggity so 9 months later......

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This big bundle showed up on my fathers lap,(Notice how happy he was) that is me on the left and my twin bro.on the right.....baby1.jpg
.....I guess this is around the time they invented color .This is me and my twin bro again fraternal as you can see but never mind that because it was shortly after this pic was taken i killed him .....errr i mean he died from S.I.D.S. so no more pictures of him but that is ok because he is and never was important this is all about me...TBC at a later date...

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....Brothers and sister. They are no longer with us as i killed them with pot leafs. I really was the favorite.Notice how dapper i looked in my Giorgio Armani one piece suit...

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We now jump ahead to my teens and the start of something extraordinaire starting to form on my upper lip...

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This is a candid from my modeling career....
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After working the runway i made the obvious leap into porn you may recognize this candid. it was a roll i landed in the original "boogie nights" the lead "Dirk Diggler"

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after starring in hundreds of porn movies I made the transition into serious acting and
landed the lead in 8 seconds a story about a bull rider ...it was turning into quit the ride...

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With all the booze and drugs i was consuming. the next few years were a blur and this wake up call showed up on my door step..scott-first-pic.jpg

I had to slow my wild ways and become a father figure for my son....scott-&-dad.jpg



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Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Zig-Zag Blue said:
Well I guess i should have started here because in the spring of 67
my parents bless their hearts had a few stubbies and got a little jiggity so 9 months later......

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This big bundle showed up on my fathers lap,(Notice how happy he was) that is me on the left and my twin bro.on the right.....View attachment 3564935
.....I guess this is around the time they invented color .This is me and my twin bro again fraternal as you can see but never mind that because it was shortly after this pic was taken i killed him .....errr i mean he died from S.I.D.S. so no more pictures of him but that is ok because he is and never was important this is all about me...TBC at a later date...

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....Brothers and sister. They are no longer with us as i killed them with pot leafs. I really was the favorite.Notice how dapper i looked in my Giorgio Armani one piece suit...

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We now jump ahead to my teens and the start of something extraordinaire starting to form on my upper lip...

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This is a candid from my modeling career....
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After working the runway i made the obvious leap into porn you may recognize this candid. it was a roll i landed in the original "boogie nights" the lead "Dirk Diggler"

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after starring in hundreds of porn movies I made the transition into serious acting and
landed the lead in 8 seconds a story about a bull rider ...it was turning into quit the ride...

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With all the booze and drugs i was consuming. the next few years were a blur and this wake up call showed up on my door step..View attachment 3565121

I had to slow my wild ways and become a father figure for my son....View attachment 3565125



Next chapter .......coming up shortly after the break...
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I'd guess you are between 55-60 years old. My dad has pics that look very similar, he was born in 56, be 59 on the 28th
 
april

april

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Zig-Zag Blue said:
Well I guess i should have started here because in the spring of 67
my parents bless their hearts had a few stubbies and got a little jiggity so 9 months later......

View attachment 3564931

This big bundle showed up on my fathers lap,(Notice how happy he was) that is me on the left and my twin bro.on the right.....View attachment 3564935
.....I guess this is around the time they invented color .This is me and my twin bro again fraternal as you can see but never mind that because it was shortly after this pic was taken i killed him .....errr i mean he died from S.I.D.S. so no more pictures of him but that is ok because he is and never was important this is all about me...TBC at a later date...

View attachment 3564943

....Brothers and sister. They are no longer with us as i killed them with pot leafs. I really was the favorite.Notice how dapper i looked in my Giorgio Armani one piece suit...

View attachment 3565111
We now jump ahead to my teens and the start of something extraordinaire starting to form on my upper lip...

View attachment 3565116

This is a candid from my modeling career....
View attachment 3565117

After working the runway i made the obvious leap into porn you may recognize this candid. it was a roll i landed in the original "boogie nights" the lead "Dirk Diggler"

View attachment 3565119

after starring in hundreds of porn movies I made the transition into serious acting and
landed the lead in 8 seconds a story about a bull rider ...it was turning into quit the ride...

View attachment 3565124

With all the booze and drugs i was consuming. the next few years were a blur and this wake up call showed up on my door step..View attachment 3565121

I had to slow my wild ways and become a father figure for my son....View attachment 3565125



Next chapter .......coming up shortly after the break...
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Watching ur mustache fill it is truly awesome. ..seriously jealous of ur kitchen parties...luv all ur pics ♡
 
Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

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So this cowboy is waiting for the local pub to open,When the doors open for business he goes straight up to the bar and order 7 shots of tequila.The bartender who had just opened his till thinks to himself "not a bad first sale of the day" and proceeds to pour the cowboy the 7 shots of tequila ,but before he could finish pouring ,the cowboy starts slamming them back 1 after the other.The bartender notices this and says " whoa there cowboy its only 11 am and if you keep it up like that we will be carrying you outta here". To which the cowboy responds that he is celebrating his first blow job.The bartender replies with "hell why didn't you say so!I will buy you one then",the cowboy replies to this with a "no thanks if 7 don't kill the taste in my mouth nothing will!
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