PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Zig-Zag Blue said:
So this cowboy is waiting for the local pub to open,When the doors open for business he goes straight up to the bar and order 7 shots of tequila.The bartender who had just opened his till thinks to himself "not a bad first sale of the day" and proceeds to pour the cowboy the 7 shots of tequila ,but before he could finish pouring ,the cowboy starts slamming them back 1 after the other.The bartender notices this and says " whoa there cowboy its only 11 am and if you keep it up like that we will be carrying you outta here". To which the cowboy responds that he is celebrating his first blow job.The bartender replies with "hell why didn't you say so!I will buy you one then",the cowboy replies to this with a "no thanks if 7 don't kill the taste in my mouth nothing will!
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Lmao!! I've already had a couple of beers and lots of weed and that was so funny I had to read it to Mrs Goodson.

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ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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Zig-Zag Blue said:
So this cowboy is waiting for the local pub to open,When the doors open for business he goes straight up to the bar and order 7 shots of tequila.The bartender who had just opened his till thinks to himself "not a bad first sale of the day" and proceeds to pour the cowboy the 7 shots of tequila ,but before he could finish pouring ,the cowboy starts slamming them back 1 after the other.The bartender notices this and says " whoa there cowboy its only 11 am and if you keep it up like that we will be carrying you outta here". To which the cowboy responds that he is celebrating his first blow job.The bartender replies with "hell why didn't you say so!I will buy you one then",the cowboy replies to this with a "no thanks if 7 don't kill the taste in my mouth nothing will!
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Three cowboys were sitting around a campfire all talking about how tough they were
The cowboy from Canada says a sheriff "down montana had me cuffed and, ready to hang for horse steelin I killed him with my teeth"
The cowboy from Texas says that aint nothing son I was shot 17 times after robbin a bank down in San Antonio yet here I stand
They all look at the third cowboy whos from New Mexico, he doesnt say a word but they slowly realize he is stirring the camp fire coals with his dick
 
sunni

sunni

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Staff member
Miss_Prestigious said:
I don't know if this picture proves anything but here's pt.2
edit: thank you, by the way :)
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just be active make friends, enjoy the forum, dont worry about "proving" yourself to others,

its pretty rare we have fake females come on here i havent seen it happen ,
so i wouldnt worry

welcome to the forum ^_^ enjoy your stay
 
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