Why, Butt cheeks? Why?

[tyler.durden]

I was just thinking, why do we humans have such developed, muscular butt cheeks? Not just a strong hindquarters like a horse or something, but fleshy, bulbous cheeks? Is it to protect our assholes? Other primates have completely exposed bung holes, in many shapes and color varieties (and I'm guessing flavors), and they seem to get by just fine. Other animals have tails to armor their assholes, that must be nice. I guess it's a result of walking so upright, we had to develop these muscles to do so. But, that's just my hypothesis, and I'm no biologist. What's your guess as to why our rumps are so rotund? I will be awarding 50 trophy points for the most colorful answer...

 

[abe supercro]

stabilizes the upper body while running.

 

[tyler.durden]

stabilizes the upper body while running.

Yes. I kinda addressed the upright thing in the OP. Plus, your answer was rather dry and realistic. This is not what I'm looking for. Please try again

 

[BustinScales510]

Because butt cheeks are comfortable to sit on Maybe the people with bony asses didnt feel like humping as often so the tribe became more assey after a few thousand generations.

 

[abe supercro]

Ass becomes a bountiful survival food source if your rugby team's plane crashes in the Andes Mountains and no help is on the way.

 

[BustinScales510]

Ass becomes a bountiful survival food source if your rugby team's plane crashes in the Andes Mountains and no help is on the way.

Yes you're correct,they went right for the ass.

 

[tyler.durden]

Because butt cheeks are comfortable to sit on Maybe the people with bony asses didnt feel like humping as often so the tribe became more assey after a few thousand generations.

Ah, good shit, my man. You're in the running...

 

[tyler.durden]

Ass becomes a bountiful survival food source if your rugby team's plane crashes in the Andes Mountains and no help is on the way.

That's the Abe I know and love, you're currently in first place. Now give me one of those witty pics you are famous for...

 

[tyler.durden]

Yes you're correct,they went right for the ass.

As I always do...

 

[ForRealz]

BootySwell: one important facet of intelligent design with the intention being one grand culmination: and Twerking is it's apex!!!

 

[qwizoking]

i normally cant go all the way in the pussy, def not without stomache pain and having to pee from jossling the bladder with my dick


i just figured a plump ass is sort of an adaptation to prevent butt destruction, as it was used in ancient times when child bearing was not opportune and they were relatively nomadic...meaning they had to do alot of walking after the butt fucking... maybe its also to prevent cum drainage

i do know when i hug my girl i like to squeeze her ass as hard as i can and pull it apart.
its a play toy, like when your hittin it from behind and lightly cupping some supple DD's as the nipple glides across your hand.

or like loving a chick with long hair, you know you just wanna wrap your wrist around and pull her head back while gettin it on

it breaks down to the male mind viewing her as a sex object

i dont even know what im saying. fucking sick, no sleep and on alot of meds



finna call me up a sex object.. nothing clears sinuses like a rigorous cocaine fueled session

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

We use our farts as mating calls and the buttocks amplifies that sound. this is why women don't fart .

 

[ForRealz]

BootySwell: one important facet of intelligent design with the intention being one grand culmination: and Twerking is it's apex!!!View attachment 3569872

Bish on the far left: Get that hump out yo back, and put some fu@#king effort into it for twerk's sake! You, in the middle: Now, THAT form is devine! Love your passion, true commitment there! The rest of you Rumpshakers: Study middle-bish, there is much to be gleaned from her profound technique!!!

 

[qwizoking]

they all do the white girl back twerk.. Asians have no ass to even get in rythm, theres no resonance.

they should not ever do that again

 

[tyler.durden]

BootySwell: one important facet of intelligent design with the intention being one grand culmination: and Twerking is it's apex!!!View attachment 3569872

Hard to argue, insightful post...

 

[tyler.durden]

i normally cant go all the way in the pussy, def not without stomache pain and having to pee from jossling the bladder with my dick


i just figured a plump ass is sort of an adaptation to prevent butt destruction, as it was used in ancient times when child bearing was not opportune and they were relatively nomadic...meaning they had to do alot of walking after the butt fucking... maybe its also to prevent cum drainage

i do know when i hug my girl i like to squeeze her ass as hard as i can and pull it apart.
its a play toy, like when your hittin it from behind and lightly cupping some supple DD's as the nipple glides across your hand.

or like loving a chick with long hair, you know you just wanna wrap your wrist around and pull her head back while gettin it on

it breaks down to the male mind viewing her as a sex object

i dont even know what im saying. fucking sick, no sleep and on alot of meds



finna call me up a sex object.. nothing clears sinuses like a rigorous cocaine fueled session

Fuck. You're in first place...

 

[tyler.durden]

We use our farts as mating calls and the buttocks amplifies that sound. this is why women don't fart .

Awesome. You are a definite contender...

 

[ZaraBeth420]

I was just thinking, why do we humans have such developed, muscular butt cheeks? Not just a strong hindquarters like a horse or something, but fleshy, bulbous cheeks? Is it to protect our assholes? Other primates have completely exposed bung holes, in many shapes and color varieties (and I'm guessing flavors), and they seem to get by just fine. Other animals have tails to armor their assholes, that must be nice. I guess it's a result of walking so upright, we had to develop these muscles to do so. But, that's just my hypothesis, and I'm no biologist. What's your guess as to why our rumps are so rotund? I will be awarding 50 trophy points for the most colorful answer...

Butt cheeks are there for 2 reasons:

1. To cushion your balls as your banging the hell out of someone.

2. To keep the bangee from spewing shit everywhere as you bang them harder and harder.

I know personally, sometimes I've been thankful for #2 (no pun intended).

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

Butt cheeks are there for 2 reasons:

1. To cushion your balls as your banging the hell out of someone.

2. To keep the bangee from spewing shit everywhere as you bang them harder and harder.

I know personally, sometimes I've been thankful for #2 (no pun intended).

She said she wanted my 12" and to make it hurt! so i gave her three strokes then punched her in the nose.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

The Germans call the buttocks Die Klemperer.



It is mostly used to keep beer from coming out the anus by clenching.