The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

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opened the crimbo wine, the gava dawg is much stronger with a bit o cure so smashed on that, mrs put the tukey in the freezer lol didn't realise til now so had to get another one ffs don't think u can roast a turkey from frozen lol wot u cuntos up to then lol?
 

ghb

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opened the crimbo wine, the gava dawg is much stronger with a bit o cure so smashed on that, mrs put the tukey in the freezer lol didn't realise til now so had to get another one ffs don't think u can roast a turkey from frozen lol wot u cuntos up to then lol?
been and done all my crimbo shopping in one sitting ( i definitely wasn't sitting, feel like i've done ten rounds with tyson)
spent more than i would have liked and reckon i dropped or got pick pocketed for a good few tonne as well so i was a bit pissed off on the drive home with every cunt who was over taking me or getting in my way. fucking hate christmas.

on top of that i aint got any nice weed for tomorrow so i really am not in the best of spirits, gonna have a bong and some food see if i feel any better
 

TheHulk11

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I just seen on QI an old Scottish tradition is for women to lose all ther teeth when they get married and get a set of dentures, saves money on dental bills and gives the new groom a few weeks of gums lol, get it on hulk.....are you married yet?
Too late mate I'm already married. Almost fucking 10 years of the bitch now lol
 

TopDogTHC

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glad I canned the first bitch(wife) after 10 years they got a shelf life imo lol
I'm only 7 month in on my first commitment haha I'm 25 like. But how old are you? 10'years in the bank with an old flame. Am I amongst a few wise men!?

Ps happy xmas all
 
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