HAPPY FESTIVUS....For the rest of us!

[Unclebaldrick]

 

[Yessica...]

Oh yea? Well I'm sucking your dad's dick. Wait, that came out wrong I mean he's riding me. No that still sounds gay..ummm me and your old man are doing things and we're having a good time.
Dam, I think I failed again.

My dads a pimp. He's 88. Had me at 54.

He does 300 push ups every morning, and is in phenomenal shape.

I have no doubt in my mind he would make you his prison bitch.

Hahah

 

[Unclebaldrick]

sperm

 

[qwizoking]

i already got the hydro hiccups and the cocaine sniffles

lets get high yall

 

[Yessica...]

i already got the hydro hiccups and the cocaine sniffles

lets get high yall

One cookie in and hitting the bong.

All good on the Western Front...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Oh yea? Well I'm sucking your dad's dick. Wait, that came out wrong I mean he's riding me. No that still sounds gay..ummm me and your old man are doing things and we're having a good time.
Dam, I think I failed again.

Home sweet home I always say.

 

[Yessica...]

Home sweet home I always say.

Quit talking about your mothers asshole.

 

[mr sunshine]

Quit talking about your mothers asshole.

You're out of control.

 

[doublejj]

Yessica you can't know how many shades of grey I get, when your like this....

 

[Yessica...]

Yessica you can't know how many shades of grey I get, when your like this....

Is it like 49? Maybe 53 shades of grey?

That book was like twilight without the vampires. Angsty bitch. I wanted to punch her in the face.

Hahah.

 

[doublejj]

Is it like 49? Maybe 53 shades of grey?

That book was like twilight without the vampires. Angsty bitch. I wanted to punch her in the face.

Hahah.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[doublejj]

 

[Yessica...]

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Cool car man! I also have a black car....which is basically the only thing I notice about cars...hahah

It's a 2013 Dodge Dart. I call it my BBC

My big black car

hahahah

 

[abe supercro]

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Is that where you once worked jj? nice car for a guard

 

[doublejj]

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Is that where you once worked jj? nice car for a guard

Yes 25 years retired, but I was Superintendent when I got the Shelby....

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Yessica...]

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Yes 25 years retired, but I was Superintendent when I got the Shelby....
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I like that you name it!

Does anything else you own have a name...?

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

I like that you name it!

Does anything else you own have a name...?

It's a Shelby Cobra. A very sought after mustang. Actually just a very sought after car in general.

 

[Yessica...]

It's a Shelby Cobra. A very sought after mustang. Actually just a very sought after car in general.

I was talking about something else that might be sought after...

Try to keep up. hahaha

I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm sassy.