dying...

[srh88]

well for me to say something nice we need to get shitty ass drunk a few times and do some really dumb stuff can brag about
u know telling the cop that is arresting us she is a milf try to get 5 mins in the back of the car with her handcuffs or not .....u know stories

it is legal it how medical skeletons were made for years not many place do it still as it is easier to drill plastic ........u can get it done if u put mind to it call the right places and it helps to have the orders written in the own person hand and signed by 3 ppl other then family

putting a dead body in some random persons yard is about as far from legal as you can get

 

[justugh]

putting a dead body in some random persons yard is about as far from legal as you can get

not a body it is a skeleton with a sign

they call the cops it is taken away and held in the cops lock up ......maybe that was his plan thinking will come back to life in a evidence warehouse have to admit is better then waking up 6 feet under ground

he was smarter then me so it might be the plan ........southern baptist mother so that rez day was drill in skulls

 

[qwizoking]

You know them crates with that peanut foam. I wanna have my tailor make me something special, he knows my style... put me in the crate, made of something that smells nice, maybe mahogany, ill have someone with imagination pick.. and replace the foam with a few ki's of xanax and dilaudud individualy vac sealed i guess in case fluids leak. Ill be on top
Also if i could get quarter ki of soft in my left inside pocket..
Then encase me in the glass plastic shit they get bugs in
Stand me up,you know in the casing. and make it a monument

 

[oldtimer54]

I don't worry so much about dying as much as how I will die.
I'm sure the dude in India who was hit and killed by a 22lb meteorite didn't think that would be the way he would die. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time !

 

[Unclebaldrick]

You know them crates with that peanut foam. I wanna have my tailor make me something special, he knows my style... put me in the crate, made of something that smells nice, maybe mahogany, ill have someone with imagination pick.. and replace the foam with a few ki's of xanax and dilaudud individualy vac sealed i guess in case fluids leak. Ill be on top
Also if i could get quarter ki of soft in my left inside pocket..
Then encase me in the glass plastic shit they get bugs in
Stand me up,you know in the casing. and make it a monument

You have a tailor? That's ganster! I wish I had a tailor. Mine died and all his kids were lawyers and doctors n shit. Thanks Obama.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

if my little brother was alive

he was drinking to kill himself i would say something to him
dude are u trying to kll yourself
yes i hate life and just want to drink it away
hold on dude i will help .......pull the shotgun out u ready i am blowing off your head
what u are killing me
yes i am .....u are killing your self slowly so to make it less painful i just kill u out right

brother puts the bottle down or brother takes a swig and yells do it you ass

Has anybody ever told you that you have a gift for dialogue? Let's you and I get together and write a screenplay.

bring Steph.

 

[qwizoking]

You have a tailor? That's ganster! I wish I had a tailor. Mine died and all his kids were lawyers and doctors n shit. Thanks Obama.

Ya, sometimes i walk in, look around, take a deep breath, acknowledge whoever happens to be looking by name, then throw the big fancy oddly heavy doors open and exit with a burst of confidence

my grandfather was a tailor and introduced me to talented individuals at a young age..i gots style homes, too bad its a dying profession. You should get one. All your clothes should be fitted imo, i rock bespoke like a g





But c'mon THAT'S What interested you in my idea.
Its the shit man. And i want it placed along town lake with the statue of the homeless guy leslie(true) and willie and i want extra spaces plotted out in a circle.like our homeless jesus statue
A circle of greatnes.
Tourists would come and stand in the center and may even be moved to tears



Albert Leslie Cochran (June 24, 1951 – March 8, 2012) was an American homeless man, peace activist, cross-dresser, urban outdoorsman and outspoken critic of police treatment of the homeless. Cochran was known inAustin as Leslie.[1]

Cochran was considered the man who personified "Keep Austin Weird

skinned road-kill inColorado and tanned the hides, was a dj there. Went to atlanta and spent a year riding a tricycle to austin
Cochran was typically seen around 6th Street and Congress during business hours, frequently wearing women's clothing. His most popular attire was a leopard thong and high-heeled shoes.

He also ran for mayor




Finding real qualifiers would be tough though. How many qwizos Leslie's and Jesus's are there i. The world

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Ya, sometimes i walk in, look around, take a deep breath, acknowledge whoever happens to be looking by name, then throw the big fancy oddly heavy doors open and exit with a burst of confidence

my grandfather was a tailor and introduced me to talented individuals at a young age..i gots style homes, too bad its a dying profession. You should get one. All your clothes should be fitted imo, i rock bespoke like a g





But c'mon THAT'S What interested you in my idea.
Its the shit man. And i want it placed along town lake with the statue of the homeless guy leslie(true) and willie and i want extra spaces plotted out in a circle.like our homeless jesus statue
A circle of greatnes.
Tourists would come and stand in the center and may even be moved to tears



Albert Leslie Cochran (June 24, 1951 – March 8, 2012) was an American homeless man, peace activist, cross-dresser, urban outdoorsman and outspoken critic of police treatment of the homeless. Cochran was known inAustin as Leslie.[1]

Cochran was considered the man who personified "Keep Austin Weird

skinned road-kill inColorado and tanned the hides, was a dj there. Went to atlanta and spent a year riding a tricycle to austin
Cochran was typically seen around 6th Street and Congress during business hours, frequently wearing women's clothing. His most popular attire was a leopard thong and high-heeled shoes.

He also ran for mayor




Finding real qualifiers would be tough though. How many qwizos Leslie's and Jesus's are there i. The world

My concern would be that I would end up decomposing like that shark...

Maybe a nice Russian mob headstone like this, but with a decent suit.

 

[abe supercro]

Those headstones are so fucking gangster!

 

[Indagrow]

Atta boy dad

 

[justugh]

Has anybody ever told you that you have a gift for dialogue? Let's you and I get together and write a screenplay.

bring Steph.

cool i can sit on a sofa smoke weed all day and shot out crazy lines /ideas .....u write as my grammer and spelling is horrible ....u can take all the credit too i like to stay in shadows ....give me 35-50k the rest is yours

i have not seen her in years .......not even sure she is around here anymore
if that kind of gal floats your boat just take me to bar as wing man .....something about me gals talk i can find the one u want and intro build u up maybe let u deck me do the hero thing so get laid

 

[srh88]

if that kind of gal floats your boat just take me to bar as wing man .....something about me gals talk i can find the one u want and intro build u up maybe let u deck me do the hero thing so get laid

youre probably the greatest wingman ever.

 

[Hookabelly]

It's not that I'm afraid of dying. It's a part of everything that lives. I think it's the unknown of it all. The fear is probably worse than the event.

 

[theexpress]

Leave it to stoners to make talk about death comical.. Does anybody have any thoughts on what happens to us when we die personally I just think it's like sleeping but you're not dreaming the lights shut off all your memories gone everything is just ceases to be as ite is done its over

 

[theexpress]

It's not that I'm afraid of dying. It's a part of everything that lives. I think it's the unknown of it all. The fear is probably worse than the event.

I agree you hit the nail on the head.. Also suffering before you die would be pretty fucking shitty too. I suppose the best way to go is as an old person sleeping in your bed. I'm just selfish as fukk though I don't really want to leave this world and I don't want my family members and loved ones to leave this world. But I understand that is how it is and it is what it is. I would think that more people would fear death so you know what I mean to be completely honest with you then what this poll reflects.

 

[theexpress]

I don't worry so much about dying as much as how I will die.
I'm sure the dude in India who was hit and killed by a 22lb meteorite didn't think that would be the way he would die. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time !

That would be an instant death tho

 

[mr sunshine]

I have to live everyday, dying once don't seem like a big deal.

 

[mr sunshine]

Unless you're @theexpress ,with yo scared ass.

 

[mr sunshine]

I agree you hit the nail on the head.. Also suffering before you die would be pretty fucking shitty too. I suppose the best way to go is as an old person sleeping in your bed. I'm just selfish as fukk though I don't really want to leave this world and I don't want my family members and loved ones to leave this world. But I understand that is how it is and it is what it is. I would think that more people would fear death so you know what I mean to be completely honest with you then what this poll reflects.

You would agree Rory Mcdonald.

 

[srh88]

You would agree Rory Mcdonald.