The life of an illegal grower

CaregiverGoneGreen

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So wait a celibate lesbian or did I get that wrong?


Always a good time seeing you guys try
A celibate pansexual. lol. But relationship wise I've only head semi-luck with dudes. Chicks are crazy... Idk how y'all do it. I mean dudes are crazy too but you have to find the right kind of crazy. My last girlfriend threw a bong at my head yo. Nearly died. No bueno. lol.
 

Indagrow

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I agree women are crazy. But all the good serial killers are guys so we got that going for us. Had to look up pansexual, I mean this chick clearly loves her pan image.jpg
She's actually pretty cute herself. Neat your not inhibited by gender just looking for a good soul, I couldn't do that. I love myself that's about as close as I can get to the same gender. And I mean really love myself... The only way I can get off is by glaring into my eyes in a mirror it's a love hate thing
 

CaregiverGoneGreen

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I agree women are crazy. But all the good serial killers are guys so we got that going for us. Had to look up pansexual, I mean this chick clearly loves her pan View attachment 3626603
She's actually pretty cute herself. Neat your not inhibited by gender just looking for a good soul, I couldn't do that. I love myself that's about as close as I can get to the same gender. And I mean really love myself... The only way I can get off is by glaring into my eyes in a mirror it's a love hate thing
This post made my day. xD
 

tyler.durden

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I have no idea where I fall on that chart, but it's cute coming from a dude who will clearly be forever alone. lol
It is not so important to know where you fall on that scale (that's really for us to determine), but where the girls you're interested in belong in that matrix ;) For example, that chick that attempted to crush your skull with the bong (been there, btw), how would you rate her on the matrix?
 

Eltomcat

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Not true... I never put pussy on the pedestal.. For all you know its a hairy midget!


Warning attention seekers!
 

CaregiverGoneGreen

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It is not so important to know where you fall on that scale (that's really for us to determine), but where the girls you're interested in belong in that matrix ;) For example, that chick that attempted to crush your skull with the bong (been there, btw), how would you rate her on the matrix?
Well she was puerto rican sooooo. lol.
 

ttystikk

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A celibate pansexual. lol. But relationship wise I've only head semi-luck with dudes. Chicks are crazy... Idk how y'all do it. I mean dudes are crazy too but you have to find the right kind of crazy. My last girlfriend threw a bong at my head yo. Nearly died. No bueno. lol.
You have no idea how much better that makes me feel hearing that. Women ARE batshit crazy. I mean, they have to be to put up with us fuckin' guys!
 

CaregiverGoneGreen

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You have no idea how much better that makes me feel hearing that. Women ARE batshit crazy. I mean, they have to be to put up with us fuckin' guys!
Protip: Don't fuck around with puerto ricans. Not ever. lol. The don't even play that. And they fight dirty! Like I know a considerable amount of kickboxing, so if you come at me for an actual fight, fine. Let's throw down. But don't try to kill me with a fucking bong though. lol. And the whole thing started because some dude commented on one of my facebook pics. Like what the actual fuck. lol
 

Singlemalt

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Protip: Don't fuck around with puerto ricans. Not ever. lol. The don't even play that. And they fight dirty! Like I know a considerable amount of kickboxing, so if you come at me for an actual fight, fine. Let's throw down. But don't try to kill me with a fucking bong though. lol. And the whole thing started because some dude commented on one of my facebook pics. Like what the actual fuck. lol
So, your former Mami be the jelly type. How long ago did you break up? They hold grudges long time; you may have to ally with some nortenos; they hate PRs ;)
 
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