Mr. Bongwater
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still feel weird since i did all that blow and drank a retarded amount of booze
METH...
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undercoverfbi
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imagine i put a glass on a counter and put in the following to visually show u what I "drank" tonight
1. 'ice cubes'
2. mint schnapps
3. vanilla stick with aspen og inside as a chaser in smoke form
4. Bluedream bowls'
being a weekend, I can stay up tonight on my quest but... being third night tonight, I am feeling body overcompensation,
settle down now thar Betsy, no need to kick in flight or fight body adrenaline cuz your peripheral saw a little motion blurr
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that bed there is looking might sexy... I think shes calling my Zzzzz's
its not a real, legit and technical sleep if u ask me, but sleeping on a high thats still lingering is pretty nifty, can't describe it.
1. 'ice cubes'
2. mint schnapps
3. vanilla stick with aspen og inside as a chaser in smoke form
4. Bluedream bowls'
being a weekend, I can stay up tonight on my quest but... being third night tonight, I am feeling body overcompensation,
settle down now thar Betsy, no need to kick in flight or fight body adrenaline cuz your peripheral saw a little motion blurr
-
that bed there is looking might sexy... I think shes calling my Zzzzz's
its not a real, legit and technical sleep if u ask me, but sleeping on a high thats still lingering is pretty nifty, can't describe it.
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iHearAll
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It'll turn all of your bad thoughts into good ones! And you'll go to college and get straight A's because fuck, who cares?, meth does!!!!! and meth wants your homework done!!!! And then you'll quit it and realize that it helped you through hard times!
iHearAll
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And you'll become a famous female singer with a passionionate story to tell. Because everyone loves meth users and not only other meth users.
Ps youll tell your sober friends and theyll be like "ugh yea cool for you" and youll drift away into game while these people you obviously don't care about talk smack behind your back. Satan will live in the shadows and finger your asshole when you isnt lookin.
Jesus will personally give you a tattoo.
Gravity will bend so nothing ever fall on you and hurts you.
Your dad will buy you a car four days in a row.
Masturbating will be a come down.
A time traveler will appear to you and present to you a crown.
The time traveler will show up again and give you the option to go qith him. You'll accept and be more intelligent than every person in the new universe.
Your genitalia will be more attractive.
People will kneal before you as you pass them on the sidewalk.
Dogs will speak english. Cats will remain meowing because it's juat better that way.
The person who friendzoned you as in your youth will come to you in your sleep and rape you. In a good way. Like, the kind of way that isnt rape but, like, a hallucinatory fantasy.
The zoo animals will be asking what messages they should telepathically send to mother earth. Mother earth will make the planet speak conatantly of your stories. Through a combination of wind, insects noises, animals, human kind, and anything else your senses can pick up.
Ill have written more than twenty more good things about you.
Just do meth first and all will be yours.
Superman will join this earth once again,
Star wars will have another Darth Vader die in a death star.
None of the xwing pilots would have died.
Obi Wan ducks the lightsaber swing and lives.
Deadpool doesn't talk to the audience.
My phone's screen gets fixed.
Your blood turns into mercury. Which innevitably gives you the ability to shapeshift.
Ps youll tell your sober friends and theyll be like "ugh yea cool for you" and youll drift away into game while these people you obviously don't care about talk smack behind your back. Satan will live in the shadows and finger your asshole when you isnt lookin.
Jesus will personally give you a tattoo.
Gravity will bend so nothing ever fall on you and hurts you.
Your dad will buy you a car four days in a row.
Masturbating will be a come down.
A time traveler will appear to you and present to you a crown.
The time traveler will show up again and give you the option to go qith him. You'll accept and be more intelligent than every person in the new universe.
Your genitalia will be more attractive.
People will kneal before you as you pass them on the sidewalk.
Dogs will speak english. Cats will remain meowing because it's juat better that way.
The person who friendzoned you as in your youth will come to you in your sleep and rape you. In a good way. Like, the kind of way that isnt rape but, like, a hallucinatory fantasy.
The zoo animals will be asking what messages they should telepathically send to mother earth. Mother earth will make the planet speak conatantly of your stories. Through a combination of wind, insects noises, animals, human kind, and anything else your senses can pick up.
Ill have written more than twenty more good things about you.
Just do meth first and all will be yours.
Superman will join this earth once again,
Star wars will have another Darth Vader die in a death star.
None of the xwing pilots would have died.
Obi Wan ducks the lightsaber swing and lives.
Deadpool doesn't talk to the audience.
My phone's screen gets fixed.
Your blood turns into mercury. Which innevitably gives you the ability to shapeshift.
Mr. Bongwater
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charface
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Swim needs a tampon.
Mr. Bongwater
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lol
Mr. Bongwater
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i tell ya man, dat crank is one drug that will fuck your brain up for sure
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charface
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undercoverfbi
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SWIM will rape your woman IRL
If she is pregnant, doctor will wait for the baby to be born and will immedietly rape upon exiting the moter
then hold the baby upside down like a pinata and beat it into pulp with a baseball bat
all while the mother watches and is forced high on meth, only to give birth to another and do the same process for her entire captivity
you dont know what this drug does
SWIM IS ready for u Charface fucking send charmander on u, u shit flinging sack of brainless fuck-tard of the year
charface
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Roger that snow flake!
6ohMax
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undercoverfbi
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I saw swim relapse
Omfg gooberry delicious whats guuci
Omfg gooberry delicious whats guuci