Found a new way to lengthen and thicken buds!

Tanzmetal

Tanzmetal

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Well howdy there!

Never thought there would be the day where I would actually
be able to help other growers out with their end result.

Using chemistry and physics I have calculated a way to help your buds grow thicker/longer..

I set up a tv in my grow room and showed the plants some of my porn collection during lights
on period.. during the last two weeks of flower my buds have thickened to a degree I have never seen before.

I thought well maybe I'm just getting better at growing, but no! I turned the TV off for a few days and guess what! No more girth to the buds!! Porn back on and wham.. happy days.

Jus try it,

or please don't.

anyway,

I would like to thank rollitup.org for helping me out tremendously throughout my initial stages of growing..
I literally went through 4 full grows, not knowing what I was doing!

But now, 2 years later have finally reached 2 grams per watt ( have to thank hygrohybrid on youtube as well)..

Anyway, I can finally stop posting in the newbie section and start helping people out..

Cheers from Australia.
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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This really needs to move to the advanced section!!!! Perhaps even a sticky once the secrets are known. Is there a particular genre of porn? Are you sitting in the "don't go in dads private room kids" more, perhaps way more, probably higher CO2 levels???
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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BULLSHIT !

"And that's the way it was, May, 11th, 2016"

 
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churchhaze

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Dr. Who said:
Not hard to do and it's a meaningless factor to growing......You can destroy GPW with SOG and not even try! GPW is a non issue!
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Have you ever yielded above 2.0gpw? I'd be very surprised. Making the claim that it's easy is a bit absurd when most people struggle to get 1.0gpw.
 
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churchhaze

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Dr. Who said:
Yes. Ebb - 2x2, 250w, 585.12 grms

Heard of a Bonzi rotating garden? A friend has one and he can hit up to 5+grm per 600w!


GPW is not, or at least should not be a real measure of growing ability.
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It may not be a very useful measurement, but I still don't believe you can easily hit the 2.0gpw mark.

You said it was easy, and yet I don't think you can do it, period. It's the word you chose "easy" that I'm getting on you about. If it's so easy, do it yourself.

I understand it makes people feel cool to say GPW doesn't mean anything, but I still don't believe you could do this easy. It sounds like you're just trying to act like a badass.
 
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Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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churchhaze said:
It may not be a very useful measurement, but I still don't believe you can easily hit the 2.0gpw mark.

You said it was easy, and yet I don't think you can do it. It's the word you chose "easy" that I'm getting on you about. If it's so easy, do it yourself.

I understand it makes people feel cool to say GPW doesn't mean anything, but I still don't believe you could do this easy. It sounds like you're just trying to act like a badass.
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But I already have - line one of the quote you used! I built a square tube steel frame to hold a 2x2 Ebb with a 250w HID. I used this as a "testing" tool for dialing in hydro nutrients to strains...I enclosed that with mylar and ran 16 plants (in rockwool) at one point, just to "see" what I could yield. It took 2 runs to do it and it was the first strain picked and the "controlling" of the strain that failed me. In the second, the strain used worked wonders (G13) and I hit the "magical" 2 gpw! Sense then I have not given 2 shits about gpw as any meaningful goal!

Badass ? Nope.....Just saying it's not THAT hard.....easy? Ok, I might add you have to know strains and when to flip (I always did it by height) Nice strains that produce well should be used.....Proper feeding. Gee, I'm not really seeing anything special or really "hard" about it!
Once you get OUT of SOG.....Yeah now it's HARD.

With the Blue dream pheno I liked. I got 1.56 GPW on average with 4 plants under a 1k ...... I would have to put a serious effort into getting 2 per that way. It can be done - And THAT would not be "easy"!

As far as any kind of feeling "cool" about saying GPW is basically meaningless.... NO, I have no belief in saying or feeling it's in anyway cool.......I believe that GPW IS meaningless! It's a non important goal that many think that when they CAN do it....It makes THEM (feel) cool!
It's simply a meaningless number game that CAN be manipulated by the "republican" math of employing simple grow methods!

The GPW issue is meaningless! Hell there are super quality strains that will never even hit the 1 gpw yield! That right there is testament to GPW being meaningless!
 
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churchhaze

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Dr. Who said:
Badass ? Nope.....Just saying it's not THAT hard.....easy? Ok, I might add you have to know strains and when to flip (I always did it by height) Nice strains that produce well should be used.....Proper feeding. Gee, I'm not really seeing anything special or really "hard" about it!
Once you get OUT of SOG.....Yeah now it's HARD.

With the Blue dream pheno I liked. I got 1.56 GPW on average with 4 plants under a 1k ...... I would have to put a serious effort into getting 2 per that way. It can be done - And THAT would not be "easy"!

As far as any kind of feeling "cool" about saying GPW is basically meaningless.... NO, I have no belief in saying or feeling it's in anyway cool.......I believe that GPW IS meaningless! It's a non important goal that many think that when they CAN do it....It makes THEM (feel) cool!
It's simply a meaningless number game that CAN be manipulated by the "republican" math of employing simple grow methods!

The GPW issue is meaningless! Hell there are super quality strains that will never even hit the 1 gpw yield! That right there is testament to GPW being meaningless!
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Speaking of republicans, what do you think about reducing our impact on the environment? My biggest problem with GPW is that it should be GPJ (joule). The more grams of buds you can get per joule, the less your impact is to the environment.

I don't see why RM3 boasts low yields. That's dirty industry. In any other industry, hitting below a certain point would cause the regulators to step in.
 
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churchhaze

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RM3 said:
HPS is not an upgrade in my world, glad I don't live in yours LMAO
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Great, more implied insults that everyone who grows with HPS's stuff is 1/10th as good. You're just that amazing. Good work.

Just to make that clear chuck, he says your shit sucks because it's HPS. You need to upgrade to fluorescent.
 
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