local LEO walking around my yard

[Phatlewtz]

In those days, I ate native. Don't want 'em to smell ya before the dance

You sir are a wise man indeed....only thing my old man said he couldn't really eat was Fish head stew, I believe its why I don't eat fish after some of the stories.

 

[whitebb2727]

Had swat roll up on my house a few weeks ago, goon dressed cops standin in my yard with machine guns. They knocked on the front door and I answered in my boxers, cop on the porch says step out, I did they asked if so and so was here? I said no one here by that name. They asked the house number, this is xxx north xxx and I said this is xxx south they said, oh, sorry to have bothered you and left

Wow. That could've gone worse.

 

[curious2garden]

Had swat roll up on my house a few weeks ago, goon dressed cops standin in my yard with machine guns. They knocked on the front door and I answered in my boxers, cop on the porch says step out, I did they asked if so and so was here? I said no one here by that name. They asked the house number, this is xxx north xxx and I said this is xxx south they said, oh, sorry to have bothered you and left

You know you are in serious trouble when the SWAT team does not door knock instead they park a deniable distance and you see the white van deploy the cameras with their drones. That right there is shit creek/0 paddle

 

[Phatlewtz]

You know you are in serious trouble when the SWAT team does not door knock instead they park a deniable distance and you see the white van deploy the cameras with their drones. That right there is shit creek/0 paddle

Err you can't generate an EMP pulse in defense of your home? Sheesh next you'll be telling me you don't have propane tanks buried under your yard wired to go either...

 

[curious2garden]

Err you can't generate an EMP pulse in defense of your home? Sheesh next you'll be telling me you don't have propane tanks buried under your yard wired to go either...

Defense of MY home? I was simply helping out here. Frankly if I were ever in a similar situation I'd be white enough to turn off the Faraday Cage. I am merely here to serve.

PS I prefer water cannons and real cannons and knives, lots and lots of knives other more talented people sharpen for me

 

[RM3]

Err you can't generate an EMP pulse in defense of your home? Sheesh next you'll be telling me you don't have propane tanks buried under your yard wired to go either...

Had a friend years ago, he had a Harley stolen from his garage,,,,,,

Insurance replaced it and he built a 12 foot fence with barbed wire on top around the garage,,,,,,,,,,

Harley got stolen again, got replaced again, this time he put two dobermans inside the fence,,,,,,,,,,,

Dobermans found dead, Harley gone again, replaced again, this time he wired the fence to 220 volts,,,,,,,,,,

That week end they found Harley thief dead, hangin on the fence,,,,,,,,,,

Harley still there,,,,,,,,,,,,,

My friend got 10 years for manslaughter, but his Harley was waitin for him when he got out

 

[Olive Drab Green]

You know you are in serious trouble when the SWAT team does not door knock instead they park a deniable distance and you see the white van deploy the cameras with their drones. That right there is shit creek/0 paddle

Oh, yeah? Watch this. ;0

 

[curious2garden]

......snip.........
My friend got 10 years for manslaughter, but his Harley was waitin for him when he got out

So what I take from this is a Harley is more faithful than a woman, smh

 

[RM3]

So what I take from this is a Harley is more faithful than a woman, smh

and protecting your property with traps is a crime

 

[Olive Drab Green]

and protecting your property with traps is a crime

Buy a gun and wait in your garage, assuming your state has a stand your ground law and castle law in place. Totally justified.

 

[curious2garden]

and protecting your property with traps is a crime

Katko v. Briney

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Had swat roll up on my house a few weeks ago, goon dressed cops standin in my yard with machine guns. They knocked on the front door and I answered in my boxers, cop on the porch says step out, I did they asked if so and so was here? I said no one here by that name. They asked the house number, this is xxx north xxx and I said this is xxx south they said, oh, sorry to have bothered you and left

Had a friend years ago, he had a Harley stolen from his garage,,,,,,

Insurance replaced it and he built a 12 foot fence with barbed wire on top around the garage,,,,,,,,,,

Harley got stolen again, got replaced again, this time he put two dobermans inside the fence,,,,,,,,,,,

Dobermans found dead, Harley gone again, replaced again, this time he wired the fence to 220 volts,,,,,,,,,,

That week end they found Harley thief dead, hangin on the fence,,,,,,,,,,

Harley still there,,,,,,,,,,,,,

My friend got 10 years for manslaughter, but his Harley was waitin for him when he got out

Man you must live in one rough ass neighborhood!

 

[srh88]

Buy a gun and wait in your garage, assuming your state has a stand your ground law and castle law in place. Totally justified.

Or just @Finshaggy as your lawyer

 

[evergreengardener]

Or just @Finshaggy as your lawyer

lol go straight to jail do not pass go do not collect $200

well figured i was being too paranoid i dont believe ive been outed so not chopping as of today

 

[Olive Drab Green]

lol go straight to jail do not pass go do not collect $200

well figured i was being too paranoid i dont believe ive been outed so not chopping as of today

It's not paranoia if they're after you. ;0

 

[evergreengardener]

was there a helicopter involved? we love helicopter stories

naw no choppers lol my tent is always about 72 degrees with lights on so not to worried about the bs Flir

i do live near a emergency helicopter service so i do see plenty of choppers a day but no suspicious ones

 

[evergreengardener]

It's not paranoia if they're after you. ;0

damn it man why you gotta do that to a brother lol naw im chill about it now (kinda)

 

[Olive Drab Green]

I keep seeing them overhead, where ever I go. UH-60 Blackhawks and CH-47 Chinooks, usually.

I actually was being 100% serious about this. Like, in three different locations I have lived within the past 5 months.

 

[evergreengardener]

I actually was being 100% serious about this. Like, in three different locations I have lived within the past 5 months.

thats fucked man do you live near a military base?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

thats fucked man do you live near a military base?

Not in the past 5 months. Technically, not in the past 4 years.