Growing on a tree

vostok

Well-Known Member
Does anyone have any expirience of growing on a tree? :grin:
I once new a guy who hung his plants up trees

watering was a bitch, until he rigged up irrigation hose

a week later he was moaning at me for having to climb the trees

and the lack of light

2 weeks later he fell out broke his leg

crawled walked 22 miles(25km)

made it to a busy road

no one stopped, he looked like a wildman ...lol

3 hours later a priest picked him up

took him to a clinic, not before trying to hit on him

my buddy recovered, now grows indoor

the priest died quick in a shooting ..hitting on the shooters kid

...life is good!
 

Just fooling

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Every time I hear someone ask this I wonder if they have ever successfully had any grow? Growing is not the easiest if your doing it guerrilla style. Start climbing trees with all that shit would make it impossible for all but the tiniest of grows. One which you could do easier on your back lawn in any city.
Tiny plants are easy to hide. But tiny = tiny. And when your wish is huge tiny sucks.
 

Afriski hudogriz

Active Member
Every time I hear someone ask this I wonder if they have ever successfully had any grow? Growing is not the easiest if your doing it guerrilla style. Start climbing trees with all that shit would make it impossible for all but the tiniest of grows. One which you could do easier on your back lawn in any city.
Tiny plants are easy to hide. But tiny = tiny. And when your wish is huge tiny sucks.
it's my first growing ;)
 

Just fooling

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Yes sir, I think you can come up with some ideas that would perform better and yet be much easier and better hidden. Especially if you've access to land. Keep reading what others do on here. There are a lot of knowledgeable guys. And if I can help I have considerable years of growing out and in. And be happy to help.
 

vostok

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I'm growing three autos in a fig tree for some fresh early smoke.
you can get bags for tree hanging, made of hemp/sacking cloth, insert pot, hang on peg, they look like those shoulder hippy bags from the 1960's ..good luck
 

1kemosabe

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Deer stands work ok also. But like stated its a btch to water,usualy a lack of sun and last but not least,, theres a big frign bush in the middle if a tree ! Much easier ways to hide them . Actualy if done right you can do a few small plants in almost plain sight and most people wouldnt think twice. Its the odor tht can sometimes be an issue. But there are low odor pheno plants along with some other pheno plants tht almost dont even look like weed. If trying to be discreet you will have to make some sacrifice. Trying to hide a high quality bread winner of a plant will be tough yet possible all depending on circumstances.. Trying to hide a smaller decent smoke autoflower in plain sight = much easier..
 

chuckie86

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I just put 3 purple wreck 3 critical + and 2 diafem cheese in the woods above my buddy's place it was a lot made for a trailer park well after so many years of not using it it grew in really good so I found a spot in the middle cleared it out n planted 12 loud bag seeds and the 8 I already mentioned so u can find anywhere to grow also anyone know what I can use to kill slugs or something I can eaither spray on plant or ground to keep any n all bugs away my plants I had out for past few weeks hot eaten up bad thanks for any help
 

Lilwatt

Well-Known Member
I once new a guy who hung his plants up trees

watering was a bitch, until he rigged up irrigation hose

a week later he was moaning at me for having to climb the trees

and the lack of light

2 weeks later he fell out broke his leg

crawled walked 22 miles(25km)

made it to a busy road

no one stopped, he looked like a wildman ...lol

3 hours later a priest picked him up

took him to a clinic, not before trying to hit on him

my buddy recovered, now grows indoor

the priest died quick in a shooting ..hitting on the shooters kid

...life is good!
Is this a real life story or jus something you made up to get a laugh out of us
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
Is this a real life story or jus something you made up to get a laugh out of us

I'm not in the habit of Bullshitting other members, unless its some 'friends' from T@T?..which you are not..I have very little reason to lie to the OP of this thread

should you have a complaint please see the admin of this site for clarification

I advise you that those under 18yo are not wanted ..here should you still be wanting my only reply is

...get a life!

thank you


Don't forget guys never trust a fuckwit that locks his profile often they have much to hide yow!
 

Lilwatt

Well-Known Member
I just put 3 purple wreck 3 critical + and 2 diafem cheese in the woods above my buddy's place it was a lot made for a trailer park well after so many years of not using it it grew in really good so I found a spot in the middle cleared it out n planted 12 loud bag seeds and the 8 I already mentioned so u can find anywhere to grow also anyone know what I can use to kill slugs or something I can eaither spray on plant or ground to keep any n all bugs away my plants I had out for past few weeks hot eaten up bad thanks for any help
Beer in a bowl around your plants from what I seen they crawl in an get drunk an die in the bowl
 

Lilwatt

Well-Known Member

I'm not in the habit of Bullshitting other members, unless its some 'friends' from T@T?..which you are not..I have very little reason to lie to the OP of this thread

should you have a complaint please see the admin of this site for clarification

I advise you that those under 18yo are not wanted ..here should you still be wanting my only reply is

...get a life!

thank you


Don't forget guys never trust a fuckwit that locks his profile often they have much to hide yow!
I didnt mean shit by it you took the shit way to far I jus thought the story way to funny to be true that why I ask with what happen to the man an the priest that all
 
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