Johnston

While 17-year-old Levi Johnston may
seem like a good kid, People You’ll See In Hell is insightful enough to dig below the surface of this callow youth.
Levi Johnston lives in Wasilla, Alaska. The young man still lives with his parents while going to Wasilla High School as a Senior.
Despite his youth, Levi Johnston already has had several run-ins with the law. Alaska state troopers cited Levi on the 15th of July, 2007 for snagging a king salmon in the waters of Moose Creek -
a creek which had been closed to king salmon fishing.
This flagrant display of disrespect towards the laws of the state of Alaska gives us a hint as to just how evil Levi Johnson really is, despite the fact that he somehow managed to make his $370 bail. And just how did Mr. Levi Johnston get that $370 anyways?
Probably by selling crack to 4-year-olds.
A bigger hint about the depths of this guy’s evil is that Levi Johnston was having sex with a girl who was
just 4 years old at one point in her life.

Sure, she was 16 when Levi Johnston and his victim really started going at it, and yeah, the age of consent in Alaska is 16 - but come on, you
know he totally pushed her into doing it.
Teenage girls in Alaska don’t want to have sex with ruggedly attractive older teenagers who play varsity hockey on the school team.
They don’t like it
at all.
On
his MySpace page, Levi Johnston freely admits his ignorance and his interest in randomly assaulting total strangers:
I’m a fuckin’ redneck, but I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass.
According to the details on
his MySpace page, Levi Johnston states:
Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: WASILLA
Body type: 5′ 8″ / Athletic
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Children: I don’t want kids
Education: High school
It’s especially interesting that Levi Johnston freely admits that he doesn’t want kids.
Mr. Johnston didn’t pay much attention to the condom/banana exhibition in health class evidently, as the teenage girl he was having sex with is now, according to media reports,
pregnant.
Wonderful, isn’t it? Kids, having kids.
Making matters worse is the fact that Levi Johnston apparently feels that his staying around to “raise the baby” and “marry the girl” is going to make things better. Levi is a bit confused, you see. Life isn’t an
afterschool special. You can’t just go off,
have sex with your teenage girlfriend,
get her pregnant, marry her and
live happily ever after.
Of course, the mother of the child impregnated by Levi Johnston has announced that she’s supporting the couple with their selfish decision to get married and is not insisting on an abortion.
Joe Horn, that evil, evil man, would probably be happy to break bread with Levi Johnston.
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