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Cannacat

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Kratom is a plant from the coffee family that effects your opioid receptors. It feels like Vicodin. But it isn't addictive, it doesn't present an overdose risk, and it doesn't suppress your breathing. All natural and unregulated.

Dabs? I prefer flower over amber/shatter, honestly.
I've never done vicodin but I assume it's just that generic opiate feeling? Do you gouch off it? If someone had told me about this 15 years ago it could have saved me a whole host of trouble!
 

Olive Drab Green

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I've never done vicodin but I assume it's just that generic opiate feeling? Do you gouch off it? If someone had told me about this 15 years ago it could have saved me a whole host of trouble!
Do you nod? Yes. It's used by laborers for monotonous jobs and by heroin addicts and alcoholics to kick the habit.
 

Big_Lou

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Queue "Snake's Uniform."

For some reason seeing this reminded me...

Years ago I was selling a Metal Gear addition PSP via Craigslist and got a prank call about it. I answered the phone only to hear cutscenes/voice acting from the MG games, heh. I could hear the guys chuckling in the background so I went along with it...I love a good prank, rather making or receiving. Some people get SO angry when they receive them, I say loosen up and go with it.

Me: Hello?
Caller (voice snippets from MG game): "I NEED information about Metal Gear!"
Me: Uhhh, sure, what do you wanna know about the system?
Caller: "Huh, it's just a BOX!"
Me: Nope, it's a new system IN the box, though.
Caller: "The earth was blue, but there was no GOD!"
Caller: "HURT ME MORE!!"

By then we were all laughing so I congratulated them and hung up.
;)
 

Cannacat

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Your hand is gargantuan. You must be a giant. I'm only like, 5'9. I'd rock the shit out of that. I'd make them call me the Giant. Or Goliath. Or the Juggernaut. Or Nephilim.
You're 5'9"?? Aww I'm taller than you! Mind you, I've been taller than nearly every bloke I've ever met so it's nothing new. I was thinking about how to post a picture to prove I'm a girl, aside from doing the obvious, and decided there was no point cos if you take out my face and tits then I'm left with my rugby player shoulders and man hands, so it wouldn't exactly work in my favour!
 

Olive Drab Green

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You're 5'9"?? Aww I'm taller than you! Mind you, I've been taller than nearly every bloke I've ever met so it's nothing new. I was thinking about how to post a picture to prove I'm a girl, aside from doing the obvious, and decided there was no point cos if you take out my face and tits then I'm left with my rugby player shoulders and man hands, so it wouldn't exactly work in my favour!
It's the Irish in me.
 
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