2 new things

[StonedFarmer]

Srh is a wannabe hippie..fuck you srh u dont even have a pint glass!

 

[srh88]

Srh is a wannabe hippie..fuck you srh u dont even have a pint glass!

i think you know thats a lie!

 

[StonedFarmer]

i think you know thats a lie!

Its just a very large tea cup

Basically you have the gwen stefani of pint glasses

 

[srh88]

Its just a very large tea cup

Basically you have the gwen stefani of pint glasses

eh, id still hit it

 

[cannabineer]

so which is it russian or polish?

This persistent fascination with Poland. I understand, but I have bad news for you. The capital of that nation is not pronounced War-sock. Pretty close though.

 

[StonedFarmer]

This persistent fascination with Poland. I understand, but I have bad news for you. The capital of that nation is not pronounced War-sock. Pretty close though.

You are too funny.

You create your humour in the lab?

Lol everyone knows your a sweedish berry. Oh so sweet

 

[farmerfischer]

@Pinworm pinworm I love you



You have a microfalic penis

 

[Hookabelly]

This persistent fascination with Poland. I understand, but I have bad news for you. The capital of that nation is not pronounced War-sock. Pretty close though.

IKR? Everyone knows it's pronounced war-SACK.

*you didn't know I am Polack didja?

 

[eye exaggerate]

1) I've said no to sex with 2 girls on 3 different occasions.

2) I am ridiculously stupid.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

1) I've said no to sex with 2 girls on 3 different occasions.

2) I am ridiculously stupid.

Yeah...kinda...

I didn't say no the two times I had that opportunity...long ago in a galaxy far away...ya gotta give 'em what they want sometimes.

 

[eye exaggerate]

Yeah...kinda...

I didn't say no the two times I had that opportunity...long ago in a galaxy far away...ya gotta give 'em what they want sometimes.

I was 14 or 15 the first time that came around, I think I was stunned more than anything lol

 

[CallinCarRamRod]

Banged my buddies girlfriends sister.

Then I banged my buddies girl.

I am a piece of shit

 

[eye exaggerate]

Banged my buddies girlfriends sister.

Then I banged my buddies girl.

I am a piece of shit

There's hope, use that shit to grow a new and improved you. Nute-r yourself, you must

 

[Bob Zmuda]

1. Im a multiple felon because of graffiti.

2. I once flipped a car and landed it upside down on a 72 year old jogger (he did not die but is 2 inches shorter and is now 37% steel)

 

[Diabolical666]

I bought a soviet russian army parachute for my greenhouse.
I like these new smores crispy m&m's

 

[Aeroknow]

Banged my buddies girlfriends sister.

Then I banged my buddies girl.

I am a piece of shit

Lemme guess. You're that guy who bangs his 'friends' old lady while he's in jail or prison right?

 

[qwizoking]

Lemme guess. You're that guy who bangs his 'friends' ol' lady while he's in jail or prison right?

hey man i didny know anything about him..she never yold me hubby was in jail! and its not my fault she got prgenant.. like you use a rubner aith him bit never cated with me?!
come on..im not yhe fucked up one here..
you wete yhe one that fucked me with your baby on yhe bed bouncing rythnically watching.. ok i was on top but whats the dif


wait.. im drunk bt i.hono
shit i think im got.too into that reply










ummmmm 2 things?

idk im lame

 

[Hookabelly]

Jew?

nope

 

[SunnyJim]

Jew?

Dipshit Mellowman sock?

 

[Hookabelly]

I'm a lefty
I play piano (with both hands tho)