Random Jibber Jabber Thread

abe supercro

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this girl stays in one of my houses that im never at. you know, keeps it clean, somebody living there..when i show up, cooks and fuck.. that kinda shit
helps her out..and shes not like my other girls, she aint just sum hood rat, so i dont wanna hear no shit.
but yesterday she called and was like can i tell fam that we're engaged?
hmmmm... ok
so now i guess im fake engaged?
Just move to Utah already. What you're trying to do is practically legal there.
 

qwizoking

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Just move to Utah already. What you're trying to do is practically legal there.
they have shitty liquor laws..

pretty sure 3% beer is considered n.a. in tx..they give that shit to kids preggers and everything


besides im not doing anything wrong..are you suggesting something is illegal?
i just have a few girls man..
im sure ill snag one for good and marry again....eventually
 

StonedFarmer

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they have shitty liquor laws..

pretty sure 3% beer is considered n.a. in tx..they give that shit to kids preggers and everything


besides im not doing anything wrong..are you suggesting something is illegal?
i just have a few girls man..
im sure ill snag one for good and marry again....eventually
I am pretty sure everyone in texas drinks light beer bro. @Gary Goodson you are a girly light drinker too right? And from texas

Point proven.

I am out shining the qwizo today
 

qwizoking

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I figured you may be happy as a polygamist. Nothing wrong with that, having 3 or 4 wives sounds easy enough.
nah man its a damn bit a work,,
even the couple that are truly ok with it get jealous.. soreading time equally, treatment etc..
abd a couole were fuckin screen shoting all my texts to one another..like he said this to me..blah blah bitch bitch nag nag

you know?..
 

qwizoking

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Lol i bet u aint even drunk yet
nah not yet,
i got a home boy that came from jamaica last year.. he was a detective over there
anyway, hes making some food he says from his culture, he doesnt smoke..prefers to drink his thc. so hes makin a tea from his old recipe
hint it involves coconut water and banana
so ill see how that turns out..

pffft drink away man, mundane shit
 

VTMi'kmaq

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Y
nah man its a damn bit a work,,
even the couple that are truly ok with it get jealous.. soreading time equally, treatment etc..
abd a couole were fuckin screen shoting all my texts to one another..like he said this to me..blah blah bitch bitch nag nag

you know?..
You like orange juice dude?
20160718_072907.jpgcause i LOVE orange juice#!!!
 

StonedFarmer

Well-Known Member
nah not yet,
i got a home boy that came from jamaica last year.. he was a detective over there
anyway, hes making some food he says from his culture, he doesnt smoke..prefers to drink his thc. so hes makin a tea from his old recipe
hint it involves coconut water and banana
so ill see how that turns out..

pffft drink away man, mundane shit
Im blowin lines bigga then ur mans dick.
 
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