My neighbor...

Milliardo Peacecraft

Milliardo Peacecraft

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Anonymously donate clones to his front yard and call the fuzz. Tell him he took you into his house the other day to show you his girthy dildo collection, but he punked you and wanted to sell you degenerate drugs so you called the cops right after you got home from confession. Cops will understand as they also like a fat cock in their ass and hate weed. You'll be a hero dude, they'd probably let you go if you ever did get busted.

Gotta play to their weakness.
 
MonkeyGrinder

MonkeyGrinder

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Hell they sell a growing book at Spencer's that touches on just about every basic aspect of growing. There's enough there to get you from start to finish anyways. Enough where he'll see he's fucking up and correct it. And there's probably an idiots guide out there. Drop 20$ and take it to him. Use the yard sale excuse like mentioned previously. Or just say you saw it and looked through it and thought wow look at these plants and thought he'd appreciate it. Then continue to play dumb.
Don't help him directly though.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
You said he was kind of odd. Maybe he's also one of those people that's too paranoid to look into growing on the net?
Getting him a book would be a push in the right direction though if you wanna help the guy out.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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jayjay777 said:
Today my neighbor took me into his house, he was very excited. He led me into his basement and started to show me his plants, about six plants all stunted and over watered with burn and wilting. He was so excited to tell me about what he was doing. He said "that's the purp, see the stems are purple". I wanted to laugh. Hes flowering under a single bulb t8 and miracle grow.

This guy has no clue there's a 16,000 watt garden literally 15 feet away from him. My rooms sealed tight. You can get a good smell in the house during harvest tho which I'm trying to fix but anyways...

My instincts tell me to stay far away from the guy. You know. Smell tell and sell. But then there's a part of me that thinks I should throw him an old tent, fan and light n show him what it is. Not like I would talk him into putting in 16 lights... Even tho it would be a great idea lol... But for real. I wanna stay away n then again I wanna help him out. I would never tell anyone I grow, but should i give him some old equip or at least pointers?

He had a plant hanging that should of been several ounces for its size. It was more like several grams, he has big plants in half gallon pots, its so sad

Wish I got a pic lol
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Does he vape?
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Corso312 said:
Throw the guy a bone and hook him up with some knowledge n clones..tell him you used to grow.
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How would he have clones if he "used" to grow?


tyler.durden said:
Sounds like you're not in a legal State. I wouldn't say anything at all to him. Please point him to this website so that we can make fun of him and rip him a new one...
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Beat me to the punch again. Only I wouldn't make fun of him, I don't grow so.... well I might make a little fun of him..
 
CaptainCAVEMAN

CaptainCAVEMAN

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The problem with neighbors is that if you do end up regretting telling get him, he lives 15 feet from you. There is no getting away without moving.
For that reason I keep all my neighbors at arms length. If I see them I smIle and wave and say hi there. That's it. No I don't want to talk. No I don't need any help. No I don't want to see your new thing/help you. That's just how I am. It's been working out for 8 years now at several different locations.
 
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