The hardest and easiest sports to win gold medals in at the Olympics

[ttystikk]

never heard that joke before
Did you come up with it

10/10 humour
10/10 originality

Perfection.

 

[DavidKratos92]

Perfection.

your mom is perfection

 

[ttystikk]

your mom is perfection

Lol you've obviously never met her.

 

[DavidKratos92]

Lol you've obviously never met her.

we watched a movie and cuddled last night

 

[ttystikk]

we watched a movie and cuddled last night

I pity you

 

[DavidKratos92]

I pity you

i had a good time no need to pity

 

[ttystikk]

i had a good time no need to pity

Then you definitely got the wrong one lol

Or maybe not. Clearly you have low standards.

 

[DavidKratos92]

tennis is hard. jusst ask novak

 

[srh88]

tennis is hard. jusst ask novak

being liked is hard.. just ask david

 

[bu$hleaguer]

being liked is hard.. just ask david

"David is a fucking bitch ass loser."
-Ghengis Khan

 

[bu$hleaguer]

"I have a much larger cock than that bitch, David."

-Amelia Earheart, 1937

 

[Hookabelly]

being liked is hard.. just ask david

"I have a much larger cock than that bitch, David."

-Amelia Earheart, 1937

See? It's great to have the RIU historian on board.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I'm feeling randy. Where are the strumpets?

 

[Hookabelly]

I'm feeling randy. Where are the strumpets?

apparently strumpets have their own line of lingerie. Love the underwear.... how did I not know about this?

 

[DavidKratos92]

i thought only amateurs can compete in olympics

 

[Singlemalt]

i thought only amateurs can compete in olympics

Just ask the NBA, fuckin amateurs

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[DavidKratos92]

i am david not dave

 

[Chunky Stool]

Mmm... check out the cans on that Russian gymnasty.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

 

[DavidKratos92]

apparently strumpets have their own line of lingerie. Love the underwear.... how did I not know about this?

too flat