You might be at the waffle house if...

[doniawon]

..... u love grits but live n co.. can't find good grits anywhere but waffle house. Fucking sad sitchiation.

 

[Downtowntillman]

I make the best grits.. Creamy and dreamy!!

 

[ebgood]

Na. That's Eddie.. Lives in it and lives in waffle house other times. Just drinks coffee.

Used to smoke but now has a trake... Really nice guy!

i heard my name

 

[ebgood]

That's some deep shit.... Is what the person that violated you said...

Yea usual night at the waffle house!

Anal is optional though!

oh it didnt happen to me.. this last time. my ass is peneproof. but ive lost many mustaches

 

[Downtowntillman]

oh it didnt happen to me.. this last time. my ass is peneproof. but ive lost many mustaches

Well... who hasn't... Lol...

 

[Downtowntillman]

i heard my name

No shit

 

[abe supercro]

Fk it been going to bars gettin sit-faced galore. Managed to pull this fine honey after filling her with 2.75$ cranberry vodkas. Hit Waffle House late night and brought her back to the lair.





May get married but my cats think she smells funny.
She is lovely and I want moar

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Fk it been going to bars gettin sit-faced galore. Managed to pull this fine honey after filling her with 2.75$ cranberry vodkas. Hit Waffle House late night and brought her back to the lair.





May get married but my cats think she smells funny.
She is lovely and I want moar
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I can see the attraction...it's those glasses, man...

tell the kitties you're busy, it's not all about them for the next hour.

 

[abe supercro]

I can see the attraction...it's those glasses, man...

Oh does she have glasses? I can't even tell because I lost my glasses.

 

[Diabolical666]

Fk it been going to bars gettin sit-faced galore. Managed to pull this fine honey after filling her with 2.75$ cranberry vodkas. Hit Waffle House late night and brought her back to the lair.





May get married but my cats think she smells funny.
She is lovely and I want moar
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Thats my sister!

 

[Diabolical666]

Oh does she have glasses? I can't even tell because I lost my glasses.

Horned rim jewels

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Thats my sister!

must be good looking then.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Thats my sister!

I kinda see the resemblance after a 26 of vodka and if I shut my eyes.

I can see it hitting a dab right nows

 

[ttystikk]

..... u love grits but live n co.. can't find good grits anywhere but waffle house. Fucking sad sitchiation.

MAH MAN! Speak the sad no grits truth about Colorado! Yep, ralphin' house is the ooooooooonly game on town.

 

[Blue Wizard]

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PS WWII was a mistake. Hitler actually said Waffeln not Waffen, it was all a huge misunderstanding, from a gentle man who was fervent about his Waffles.

 

[MonkeyGrinder]

Waffle house adventures are the best.
I got my ex GFs baby sis to show us her funbags at a waffle house.
I full blown haymaker bitch slapped the guy who turned states evidence on my hetero life mate at a waffle house.
I went super wingman at a waffle house and hooked another buddy up with a girl way out of his league during an after Halloween party pit stop.
I fed a woodchuck an Apple behind the dumpsters at a Waffle House.
Too many magical memories there.

 

[srh88]

 

[Diabolical666]

I kinda see the resemblance after a 26 of vodka and if I shut my eyes.

I can see it hitting a dab right nows

SF thinks about sloth sex when he closes his peeps. Ewww

 

[StonedFarmer]

SF thinks about sloth sex when he closes his peeps. Ewww

Hey now, I have feewings too