found a new way to speed flowing . amazing

[bryan oconner]

Id send my woman away in it just to get a break for a few weeks. The luck I have 10 of her would be in it, when the fucking thing returns.

lol . 10 nagging woman . all yelling about different things .

 

[slow_grow]

lol . 10 nagging woman . all yelling about different things .

Or worse, all yelling about the same thing.

 

[Bose]

lol . 10 nagging woman . all yelling about different things .

Or worse, all yelling about the same thing.

And not one of them remembered the fucking lottery tickets. Lol

 

[slow_grow]

And not one of them remembered the fucking lottery tickets. Lol

Haha but they did remember to bring you a list of shit to do.

 

[Bose]

Haha but they did remember to bring you a list of shit to do.

That. as well as yelling at us because they forgot lottery tickets. Lol
I hate this machine. Lol

 

[slow_grow]

Yeah, F this machine. Mod please ban OP, we now all have x10 endless lists of shit to do. Our credit is f'd because we ran it up thinking we'd nail the lotto and now we cant even keep our lights on. Pretty much this machine ruins lives.

 

[neosapien]

What's speed flowing? Or is that just a typo because you were in such an excited hurry to make this shitty fucking thread? Probably use that machine to go back in time and delete this fucking garbage. Just kidding. I actually like time machines. Righty-o mate.

 

[Indacouch]

NASA called they want thereluner lander back .....this will be a great pic/machine to throw in the flat earth thread so they can all pretend it's a conspiracy machine

 

[Odin*]

All 10 wanted to visit you as a teen. Yup, they are all pregnant now... with twins. Congrats?! @Bose

 

[tyler.durden]

Thread is one-starred and reported...

 

[Bose]

Thread is one-starred and reported...

Send it out in this machine. It will come back five stars. And a sticky

 

[srh88]

Thread is one-starred and reported...

thats too generous

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Is this TNT? Who are you people!?

I need my safe space.

 

[bryan oconner]

hey i just thought of the very worst . all 10 of them get pregnant !!!!!!!!!!!!! your life is over . no more sex for 1 . for not working just 1 or 2 jobs but 3 or 4 ! you changing all those dirty diapers shes to TIRED . yes she would for get the lotto tick and it would be all my fault some way some how . and she would find a way to bitch at me .

 

[bryan oconner]

luck my woman and i get along very well . and shes sexy as hell as you can see . lol .

 

[Bose]

luck my woman and i get along very well . and shes sexy as hell as you can see . lol .

You would make out great. Not me. Lol

 

[dabhe4d]

I can see this revolutionizing the cannabis industry.

 

[mr sunshine]

Fucking retarded ass thread. Just a bunch of old unfunny dude's jacking each other off. Fuck this thread..​

 

[bryan oconner]

mr sunshine . you can have a big fuck you to . and have a fuck you day . and fuck off very much .

 

[Unclebaldrick]

luck my woman and i get along very well . and shes sexy as hell as you can see . lol .

I thought that was a prepubescent boy.