Doing the Green Back Laundry

[sparkafire]

Sorry i posted in Legal and no response Lets try here.

I am getting closer and closer to needing some advise as to how to do the laundry shuffle with funds and assets. I know you don't drive fancy cars buy houses with cash and carry 10's of thousands of dollars on your person. I have the common sense thing down. But what other options are there? I was thinking if I only needed lets say 6000 a month for whatever and I needed to wash another 6 g's what would be the best and safest way of doing so?

Think outside the box here what could you do with the extra$$$? fund an IRA to the max? Put the money in cashiers checks and stuff and envelope with them.? or do you just stuff a can out back in case of a rainy day? I am interested in hearing what you can come up with .

 

[greenmeds]

mason jars/cans work try a bussness get a masuse license .. BUY GOLD small amouts(under2g's) everyone know dollar bills arnt money there checks from the GOV saying its worth that equivalent inold allcountrys use gold as money/base price of currency just go to coin dealers buy gold not rings that shit is over priced charging you for shaping and stones ... go to jeweler ask if the have any 24k gold tell them you wanna try a hand at jewelry making ... ONLY 24K thoughit pure

 

[sparkafire]

mason jars/cans work try a bussness get a masuse license .. BUY GOLD small amouts(under2g's) everyone know dollar bills arnt money there checks from the GOV saying its worth that equivalent inold allcountrys use gold as money/base price of currency just go to coin dealers buy gold not rings that shit is over priced charging you for shaping and stones ... go to jeweler ask if the have any 24k gold tell them you wanna try a hand at jewelry making ... ONLY 24K thoughit pure

I like the gold idea! that's what i am looking for not the norm stuff.

 

[greenmeds]

well hey gold is worth money in ALL arts of the world huh and also if our enconomy crashes cash is worth shit and gold SKYROCKETs being the fact that usa has control over somthing like 40% of all gold so its a def. good idea thats what i do i collect as much gold and silver as possible ... also buy small amount of platinum

 

[greenmeds]

but the precious metal idea is like abank .. not really spendable if you get your masuse's licennse say you has 3-4 patients a day at 75-150 a pop you can put it in the bank ... PAY YOUR TAXES ON IT and no one will ask a question .... then you can buy that nioce car and a house

 

[KillerWeed420]

Its always a good idea to keep some cash handy. Find a very secure place and stash some for future problems.

 

[Dirtyboy]

Ya have to make before ya spend/save it. High roller

 

[makinthemagic]

the best way to launder money is to legitimize it and pay taxes on it. it does take a sizeable chunk off the top but the feds don't put as much priority on taxed and laundered money.

there are a million way to do it and the best way depends on your particular set of circumstances. also keep in mind banks report cash transactions over $10k.

i have to say asset misappropriation was the most interesting class i took especially with Enron and Worldcom and such in the news at the time.

 

[sparkafire]

Ya have to make before ya spend/save it. High roller

You are absolutely correct Dirty!! I guess i am practicing what i preach here read + research = reward.

Since there is not a FAQ section about this topic I am trying to get as much info as possible so when i grow up and can run with you and the high rollers i will be prepared.

 

[Dirtyboy]

Nothing wrong with that.
Ya start a business and run it all through the bus.

 

[sparkafire]

but the precious metal idea is like abank .. not really spendable if you get your masuse's licennse say you has 3-4 patients a day at 75-150 a pop you can put it in the bank ... PAY YOUR TAXES ON IT and no one will ask a question .... then you can buy that nioce car and a house

Yep you have that right! I am looking for very long term things. If i am going to do this i want to stash away as much as possible with the least amount of risk. This stash we are talking about is for 20 30 yrs from now.

 

[sparkafire]

Nothing wrong with that.
Ya start a business and run it all through the bus.

See was that so hard ?? LOL
Thanks D it is really guys like you i want to hear from kiss-ass

 

[greenmeds]

dude i alreardy sayed start a bussness ok lok most bussness's take OVERhead how you gonna say im investing 30k into this when "you have no money" thats why massuses or haircutting works take about 500 buck to start and there no way to audit your stock inventory plus in 30 years our economy will be shit fuck cash GOLD GOLD GOLD ... and assets like a house

 

[NoDrama]

I knew a guy who ran a used auto parts store as a front. You came to him and bought 10K worth of weed and he would write you an invoice for a bunch of used car parts he didn't have and the bill would come to the amount you owed. He then paid taxes on everything and ran inventory and everything as legit business would.

 

[sparkafire]

I knew a guy who ran a used auto parts store as a front. You came to him and bought 10K worth of weed and he would write you an invoice for a bunch of used car parts he didn't have and the bill would come to the amount you owed. He then paid taxes on everything and ran inventory and everything as legit business would.

I smell a combo buying gold / new business coming on.

Thanks No D

 

[Dirtyboy]

I knew a guy who ran a used auto parts store as a front. You came to him and bought 10K worth of weed and he would write you an invoice for a bunch of used car parts he didn't have and the bill would come to the amount you owed. He then paid taxes on everything and ran inventory and everything as legit business would.

Thats what i am talking about!

 

[greenmeds]

you cant just run a storethere are auditors who check whaqt inventory youhave unles you own 500 junk cars how canyou validate 10,000 bucks worth of auto parts ... plus who thefuck would buy 10.000 dollars worth of USEd parts

 

[grandpabear3]

fuckin haters....listen to dirty spark...screw the naysayers...broke ass mofo's

 

[sparkafire]

fuckin haters....listen to dirty spark...screw the naysayers...broke ass mofo's

EAsy Bugs Dont get them all riled up. LOL Let's go sparkafire shall we?

 

[grandpabear3]

my bad.......ima go smoke!

i buy gold....way over 2 grams at a time though. and use private safety deposit boxes, plus run the $$ through my family bizz