Contest: Worlds biggest loser

joepro

joepro

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No rules, no winners, only losers! :finger:
I'm the worlds biggest loser contest!


I have no job and not looking for one for the last 2 yrs.
I live off my girlfriend and family members.
I have two kids,by two different women.
One kid I have ever met and I avoid the other one.
I don't take care of either and way behind on child support,infact Ive never paid a dime other then them taking from 1 work check, so I quit!
I have no friends other then the ones I met online.I lie about everything under the sun.I play video games all day and smoke weed.My girl can't even get me to clean the house or help out with anything+I'm real messy,she picks up after me when she comes home from working all day!
I smoke cigs/pot, eat good, hd cable,ps3 own a nice truck that was paid for by a family member and worrie about nothing other then myself.
So here I'am, this is my life in a nut shell.

I'm a fucking parasight making me the worlds biggest loser! :clap:


What say you?
 
So you've had sex at least twice and you have a girlfriend?

You're obviously a huge asshole, but a loser? pfffttt...
 
joepro said:
No rules, no winners, only losers! :finger:
I'm the worlds biggest loser contest!


I have no job and not looking for one for the last 2 yrs.
I live off my girlfriend and family members.
I have two kids,by two different women.
One kid I have ever met and I avoid the other one.
I don't take care of either and way behind on child support,infact Ive never paid a dime other then them taking from 1 work check, so I quit!
I have no friends other then the ones I met online.I lie about everything under the sun.I play video games all day and smoke weed.My girl can't even get me to clean the house or help out with anything+I'm real messy,she picks up after me when she comes home from working all day!
I smoke cigs/pot, eat good, hd cable,ps3 own a nice truck that was paid for by a family member and worrie about nothing other then myself.
So here I'am, this is my life in a nut shell.

I'm a fucking parasight making me the worlds biggest loser! :clap:


What say you?
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man did i post this story of my fucki life right there

its a good life ;)
 
I'm 19 years old and I still don't have my license [although I did finally get my permit the other day at least]
I am pretty much a loner... I have no boyfriend.
I'm a high school freshman drop out with a shitty GED
I spend too much money I don't have on weed and cigarettes, and I failed at growing.
I let my laundry pile up for a month before I do it. [Thankfully I have a lot of clothes lol]


But oh well.. I can't say that I am unhappy with the way I am. Life is a bitch, and I owe it nothing.
 
BreatheSmoke said:
I'm 19 years old and I still don't have my license [although I did finally get my permit the other day at least]
I am pretty much a loner... I have no boyfriend.
I'm a high school freshman drop out with a shitty GED
I spend too much money I don't have on weed and cigarettes, and I failed at growing.
I let my laundry pile up for a month before I do it. [Thankfully I have a lot of clothes lol]


But oh well.. I can't say that I am unhappy with the way I am. Life is a bitch, and I owe it nothing.
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I bet you have a few toys if you aint got a boyfriend :bigjoint:
 
joepro said:
No rules, no winners, only losers! :finger:
I'm the worlds biggest loser contest!


I have no job and not looking for one for the last 2 yrs.
I live off my girlfriend and family members.
I have two kids,by two different women.
One kid I have ever met and I avoid the other one.
I don't take care of either and way behind on child support,infact Ive never paid a dime other then them taking from 1 work check, so I quit!
I have no friends other then the ones I met online.I lie about everything under the sun.I play video games all day and smoke weed.My girl can't even get me to clean the house or help out with anything+I'm real messy,she picks up after me when she comes home from working all day!
I smoke cigs/pot, eat good, hd cable,ps3 own a nice truck that was paid for by a family member and worrie about nothing other then myself.
So here I'am, this is my life in a nut shell.

I'm a fucking parasight making me the worlds biggest loser! :clap:


What say you?
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You left out
gambling debts,
STD's
Showers,
Food stamps
 
BreatheSmoke said:
Why yes I do... At least I can depend on my toy to pleasure me. All the guys that ask me out probably couldn't measure up. I know how to get myself off better than anyone I've ever been with. lol! :bigjoint:
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No one knows you better than you :bigjoint:..... The measure up part .. I aint going there ... :clap:
 
im a loser i dont got a job havent had one for about a month ive been collecting unemployment and the state of CA is paying for my medical marijuana hahaha i dont do shit tho but come on here smoke my kush and tend my garden and sleep and freestyle other then that i have no life right now hahaha im trying to stay young as long as i can and just enjoy my weed before i move out and live on my own all i have to pay is rent to my moms thats my only bill:bigjoint:
 
Only two other losers, huh?
Sorry, but I'm away bigger piece of shit then the both of you put together.
-Thanks for playing.
I'd give you both rep, but why would I give two fuckin co-called losers rep?



(READERS/MODS)you qualify for this fucking contest, don't fool yourself.
Everyone qualifies!!!
Post your shame, go ahead I dare you.

Scared, you might win?
 
Ok .. So you are just looking to make yourself feel less like a piece of shit by getting someone who is a bigger loser than you to describe themselves... Desperate for justification of your low ways. That's just funny.
 
so true Breathe Smoke... worst things bout me. is im 19 and just got my license back... and have 2 pay rent in 2 weeks and have no money for time being :(... my phone was shut off and i use others wireless :( dam.. this thread does make u fee like ur a loser :( i shood neg rep this dude.... haha
 
CannaPanda said:
so true Breathe Smoke... worst things bout me. is im 19 and just got my license back... and have 2 pay rent in 2 weeks and have no money for time being :(... my phone was shut off and i use others wireless :( dam.. this thread does make u fee like ur a loser :( i shood neg rep this dude.... haha
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It's ok .. All you have to do is read the starter's reason for being a loser to feel better about yourself.

Joe - I wouldn't even consider you THAT much of a loser if you actually cared at least a little bit about your kids' well-being.
 
um... wow... i re-read that.. and at first glance i barely saw ne thing but smoke weed cigs and have a ps3 and a truck..i mean, im gettin rent paid in 2 weeks and ill have utilities paid for next month but its just the week between where i have no money (and its not just me living here..).... im sorry joe... but i think u should quit weed for awhile. and get stuff together for evryones sake...
 
BreatheSmoke said:
Ok .. So you are just looking to make yourself feel less like a piece of shit by getting someone who is a bigger loser than you to describe themselves... Desperate for justification of your low ways. That's just funny.
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First, I don't think you're understanding this contest.
This isnt about replying to someone eles shame.
Sec, you don't know me, so please don't act if you do.
...we don't go way back.

The contest isnt about me. It's about you.
It's about the fact that you are so fucking ashamed of who you really are, you wouldnt even post it to a samll group who has no clue who you are.

Only thing worse then a loser, is a closeted spineless loser.


No winners, only losers.....(*)everyone qualifies.

So quick to hold court onto others, yet I havent got to read what makes you qualify for this contest?
Can't be honest with us,, or yourself?
This is where you post some smart'ass comment and avoid the question at hand with some puppets clapping in the back round.

Oh, I'm sorry, should I have made this about me and not you?

I wounder how meany people almost posted and then at the last sec deleted it.
:clap:
 
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