hypothetical , somebody trying to pass a pee test

bryan oconner

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not this is hypothetical if there a person a guy that had to take a piss test to start a job . and they wanted to pass this test . they dont watch you pee . just have to leave the door open, and dont flush . so what would be the option of bringing some body pee in with you keep it warm and pore it into a cup . with out ruffling a bag like a starved dog breaking a bag of potato chips open noisy . lol . what would you use ? just a zip lock put it inside the underwear under your nut sack for warmth ? like i said this posting is just for fun not meaning to brake any laws in any way . your comments should be related in the same way . or this is full of shit and the test are to see if the person ate any cherry tomatoes .
 

qwizoking

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Ok swim/op hypothetically lost his job.. He now needs a pre employment u/a

Theyvdont watch..not even in the bathroom with you.

You get fake piss for $20. You microwave it at the closest gas station before you get to the place your job wants you to test at..
Its in your tall sock in case they ask you to empty your pockets or even take off shoes. You oiur it in the cup

You win. Win hard
 

bryan oconner

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Although not as funl...a little plastic bottle with a secure cap works too.
thats the way . actually throw the container onto the heat vent on the way there and put it under the nut sack between legs to keep warm . this person should be able to pass the test if they had this in there system or not . they have a medical card . so when is this going to ever change .
 

nevergoodenuf

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I have been told that Monkey Wizz is the best ready to go kit. Has temp strip, waste band bag and head warmer.
 

qwizoking

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system or not . they have a medical card . so when is this going to ever change .

Doesn't matter. On your little rx pill bottle it likely says do not operate heavy machinery.

Still illegal to drive on benadryl or Norco..

Your place of employment makes the call in what you can do
 

bryan oconner

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very true. but if somebody does thc its in your system for 28 days . so 27 days later after you go into a party get second hand from friends smoking . you take a test and fail . idk if that little bit would show up . possible though they need to change the test . its hard to even drive any where somebody might be smoking in a car in front of you and get caught at a traffic light . and smell that good stuff burning depending on your tolerance could get light headed from it .
 

qwizoking

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Here 2 older posts about a similar subject..
Thc doesn't stay for a set number of days.. It has a half life.
Threshold doses for psychoactive effect are not that small...
And blood tests would be used in the field over u/a or saliva and sobriety test


very true. but if somebody does thc its in your system for 28 days . so 27 days later after you go into a party get second hand from friends smoking . you take a test and fail . idk if that little bit would show up . possible though they need to change the test . its hard to even drive any where somebody might be smoking in a car in front of you and get caught at a traffic light . and smell that good stuff burning depending on your tolerance could get light headed from it .

think about this logically..
say you somehow inhaled a shit ton of vapors.. it gets absorbed and enters your blood stream, (say smoking an actual joint, in roughly 10 min peak concentration occurs at roughly 150ng/ml... ) its now being circulated through your body. it doesnt just stay circulating. without getting all fancy, obviously some crosses blood brain barrier it gets metabolized and excreted in feces, urine sweat etc.. eventually-within ~8-12 hrs none is left in your blood
in this time frame metabolites are building in your urine


thc then has a half life (terminal not really mattering here) in your body.
for example 20mg doses of thc orally over a period of several weeks as in marinol are unlikely to test positive beyond 118hrs.
if you smoked half a gram with an avg of 20% thc of dank bud last time you smoked
(.1 grams of thc)
with a bioavailability of about 20% through smoking .. only 20mg of thc entered your body.
you can pass a urine test smoking in a couple days

and doesnt take days for it to show




if you feel like edumacating yourself
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2689518/




lets try to look at this from a logical or scientific perspective.

thc has an initial half life of about 4hrs...as low as 2, as high as 6 depending on yiur body and lifestyle, in normal healthy people ie no issues metabolizing........ and a terminal half life about 30hrs. this is due to the high logp of the drug aiding in absorption to fatty tissue. and why heavy daily users can have a harder timecleansing. heavy is somethinglike a 1/8-1/4 of bud a day to yourself , not just smoking daily but attempting to stay saturated...

now...
"an occasional or on-off user would be very unlikely to test positive beyond 3–4 days since the last use, and a chronic user would be unlikely to testpositive much beyond 7 days,
it may only be detectable insaliva/oral fluid for 2–24 hours in most cases.
Cannabis is detectable in the blood for approximately 12-24 hours, with heavy/frequent use detectable in theblood for up to 7 days (its on and off as they hover along the cut off)"

jacked from a relatively unbiased drug detection discussion/site

as you can see, the curve starts tobuild with heavy users, but the quick half life is apparent....

, if little is stored in the body keepingyou hovering along the cut off it leaves relatively soon





now if you smoked half a gram withan avg of 20% thc of dank bud as the last time you smoked
(.1 grams of thc)
with a bioavailability of about 20%through smoking .. only .02 grams of thc entered your body.
..note this is not including a priorsmoke session...
the test has a cut off at, .00000005 grams per ml.
not total in your body.
this means that after *24hrs having an avg metabolism and averagehydration you could pass.
i dont feel like doing math, but total in your body would be less than the cutoff after *48hrs having an avg metabolism!. your piss, which again is not total but concentration per ml, will be clean after *24

its the terminal half life that becomes a problem. and really what these supplements aid. unless truly a single smome session and none prior



in my line of work, i get drug tested often.
i documented a drug test on riu for personal reasons where i
smoked half a gram ~40hrs before testing and passed,
here i actually did some relativelyextensive calculation... i smoke a few times daily...currently a light-medium user. a few times a day totaling 1-2 grams normally. i couldve gone alot sooner but i figure best to be cautious. im sure my calculationshave been wrong before...i just cant remember such a time :D


* note that these are rough andgenerous estimations, more for info






exercise and stay hydrated to flush. night before and morning eat a big meal. still stay hydrated.

good to go

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Blue brother

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I used my brother in laws pee, in a sample pot kept between my ball and leg, keeps it warm incase theres a thermometer on the pot.
 

qwizoking

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I used my brother in laws pee, in a sample pot kept between my ball and leg, keeps it warm incase theres a thermometer on the pot.
If course there will be a thermometer

The space between you nuts and pants will not keep it 96-98° it's not warm enough
 

Chorse

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If course there will be a thermometer

The space between you nuts and pants will not keep it 96-98° it's not warm enough
You and Blue Brother are pretty close then.?. ;)

I have used the taint a couple times without issue.
 
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