How to get rid of Mormon missionaries

[Chunky Stool]

Hello, is this the Stool family?
yes
That's great! Do you have a few minutes to talk to us?
. . .
No, I'm busy trimming marijuana while watching a Christoper Hitchins video.
. . .
Oh.
. . .
We'll come back later...
(They could see the weed & hear the video!)

 

[.Pinworm.]

About an ounce.

 

[Chunky Stool]

About an ounce.

Meh, maybe 2.5 oz.
It's totally pitiful for this plant. It wasn't finished & had to be picked early. (Too big to bring inside.)

 

[.Pinworm.]

Meh, maybe 2.5 oz.
It's totally pitiful for this plant. It wasn't finished & had to be picked early. (Too big to bring inside.)

Still worth it. You have a very beautiful looking den. Wonderful carpet, and gorgeous fixtures. Did you decorate yourself? Or should I pass along my kudos to the wife?

 

[BarnBuster]

When I still had big dogs, the command for "tear ass to the door and bark like fuck" was
"Jesus love you". Boy did their eyes light up when they heard that.

 

[Chunky Stool]

She was big-boned.

 

[Chunky Stool]

Still worth it. You have a very beautiful looking den. Wonderful carpet, and gorgeous fixtures. Did you decorate yourself? Or should I pass along my kudos to the wife?

Thnaks! Definitely the wife.

 

[Singlemalt]

The best way to dissuade any religious prosletyzers is to despoil one of their young maidens

 

[Gary Goodson]

Hello, is this the Stool family?
yes
That's great! Do you have a few minutes to talk to us?
. . .
No, I'm busy trimming marijuana while watching a Christoper Hitchins video.
. . .
Oh.
. . .
We'll come back later...
(They could see the weed & hear the video!)
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Nice looking house. I'd smoke meff in that living room...

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Nice looking house. I'd smoke meff in that living room...

Meff^

 

[Walterwhiter]

Lol ask them if Joseph Smith burned the green lol

 

[droopy107]

Try some of these... I'm thinking of putting some on the roof myself as a preventative measure

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

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Try some of these... I'm thinking of putting some on the roof myself as a preventative measure

where you gonna get that many dead apes?

 

[srh88]

The best way to dissuade any religious prosletyzers is to despoil one of their young maidens

lol you beat me to it.. i was going to say if there was a chick with em.. hit on her like crazy

 

[Walterwhiter]

lol you beat me to it.. i was going to say if there was a chick with em.. hit on her like crazy

Mormon chicks are freaks

 

[srh88]

Mormon chicks are freaks

then its a win win

 

[Chunky Stool]

then its a win win

Only if you handle guilt well.
Mormons are second only to catholics when it comes to guilt.

 

[Catfish1966]

The best way to dissuade any religious prosletyzers is to despoil one of their young maidens

I answer the door naked

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I answer the door naked

i tried that, one day it was my mom and her friend stopping by to see how i was.....

 

[Catfish1966]

i tried that, one day it was my mom and her friend stopping by to see how i was.....

I guess they saw how you were