How much would you pay to bang Ariana Grande?

tyler.durden

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Man, you guys are lazy. I hit a few keys for you...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Grande


Life and career
1993–2008: Early life and career beginnings
Ariana Grande-Butera was born in Boca Raton, Florida,[4][5] to Joan Grande, the chief executive officer of Hose-McCann Communications, a telephone and alarm system company,[6][7] and Edward Butera, a graphic design firm owner in Boca Raton.[5][8] Her name was originally inspired by Princess Oriana from Felix the Cat (1959).[9] Grande is of Italian descent.[10] She has an older half-brother, Frankie Grande, who is an actor, dancer and producer,[11] and she is close with her maternal grandmother, Marjorie Grande.[12] Grande's family moved from New York to Florida when her mother was pregnant with Grande, and her parents separated when she was around 8 or 9 years old.[8]
 

Bublonichronic

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It a moot point apparently she worth 25milly, tbh I figured she'd have more then that being the Brittany spears of this time, Brittany spears is worth 63mill btw
 

bu$hleaguer

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Fuck that donut licking ho. Move on her like a bitch.

I'd make her pay me $4 to lick my donut, and I'd make sure she double flicked my northern most hemorrhoid and snorted the dingleladen shithairs from my chapped taint
 

Singlemalt

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David, when you run for President I will expose these "would you bang her" threads to the voters. They start thinking "Trump again? Thot he died awhile back"
 

Bbcchance

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Id bang the shit out of her if she could make it through the interview process, i like to let em know what they are in for before the main event
 

Bublonichronic

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Id bang the shit out of her if she could make it through the interview process, i like to let em know what they are in for before the main event
That's horrible....I mean the girls are prolly not in the best place in life as is tryn to do porn but then you have some troll poking at you, I hope that guy gets aids
 

Bbcchance

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That's horrible....I mean the girls are prolly not in the best place in life as is tryn to do porn but then you have some troll poking at you, I hope that guy gets aids
Sadly there are women in this world who actually get off on humiliation, the women in these films are all professional troll victims, its their fetish market gold mine and fullfills their dirty fantasies as well!
 

Hookabelly

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Fuck that donut licking ho. Move on her like a bitch.

I'd make her pay me $4 to lick my donut, and I'd make sure she double flicked my northern most hemorrhoid and snorted the dingleladen shithairs from my chapped taint
I reaaaallly want to incorporate that into my sig

"northern most hemorrhoid" I'm peeing my pants here.
 
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