The UK Growers Thread!

[zeddd]

Not sposed to turn up baked, ha ha that will never happen

 

[DST]

Screaming salad

Hopefully you won't be having a lettuce leaf giving you grief about having a BLT.

 

[Roobarb]

I'm on a vegan diet for 3 days for this tripping, need a fry up first tho. The reason for the diet is you don't want dead animals in you whilst tripping on these plants as they may approach you in the trip and ask you why you ate them, can get awkward

That's some heavy shit. I've had plenty trips mind, but that's another level. I might never come back

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I know plenty Wild Cows in Glasgow lad......still chewing away lol.

There might be a few I know round here now you mention it. lol

 

[theslipperbandit]

I'd have to tell them that if it wasn't for humans eating meat and using other animal products then most domesticated animals probably wouldn't even exist.


Cattle especially as there are no wild cows, they're extinct, the last one died in Poland.

All cattle are domesticated.

Awkward for the cow.

You were designed to eat meat..eat it n marinate it in its tears

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Been to the student dentists and had a quarter of my teeth cleaned under local anesthetic.

Now trying to drink a pot of tea.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Lucky u lol bet ur dribbling more than my rottie after a drink

 

[theslipperbandit]

You know peanut butter was invented for ppl that had no teeth to get protein...think negro invented it...thank u family guy

 

[The Yorkshireman]

It's wearing off now, could probably eat something without chewing my face to bits. lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

You know peanut butter was invented for ppl that had no teeth to get protein...think negro invented it...thank u family guy

Well wiki says it was invented fucking ages ago (Aztecs and Incas) but John Harvey Kellogg patented a process to make it from boiled peanuts and he gave it to patients at his Battle Creek Sanitarium.


So yeah, thank you Family Guy. lol

 

[Bunduki]

It's not that big.of a tent heres a pic of it up

Same size as mine mate, 1.2x1.2x2m, for HPS you want 50w per square foot of canopy, 1.2m=4', so your tent (and mine) is 16 square feet, you'd need 800w to get 50w per square foot there

 

[Bunduki]

So after your bullshit last time you're gonna come in here and try to tell me what's what, despite me straight pwning you and us all knowing you're a noob on your first grow who can't grasp the basics?


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The only bullshit came from the guy who claimed he was going to hit me with some science and failed, my comment was to the guy wanting help, I'm not bothering to tell you shit since you're already certain you know it all, and I've got ~13oz (10.44 in jars, sure there's at least 2.5oz in boxes in the freezer) of nice bud telling me the basics were grasped pretty well. Not bad for my first plant in my opinion and frankly I don't give a flying fuck about yours

 

[The Yorkshireman]

He was a fucking weird cunt that Kellogg though.

He invented Cornflakes to stop people masturbating ffs!

 

[theslipperbandit]

Well wiki says it was invented fucking ages ago (Aztecs and Incas) but John Harvey Kellogg patented a process to make it from boiled peanuts and he gave it to patients at his Battle Creek Sanitarium.


So yeah, thank you Family Guy. lol

I can't retain shit unless I'm enjoying it like I've lyric fm on 2 xanax n reading that pdf

 

[theslipperbandit]

He was a fucking weird cunt that Kellogg though.

He invented Cornflakes to stop people masturbating ffs!

Thought it was brothers that invented it? by accident wasn't it?

 

[theslipperbandit]

The only bullshit came from the guy who claimed he was going to hit me with some science and failed, my comment was to the guy wanting help, I'm not bothering to tell you shit since you're already certain you know it all, and I've got ~13oz (10.44 in jars, sure there's at least 2.5oz in boxes in the freezer) of nice bud telling me the basics were grasped pretty well. Not bad for my first plant in my opinion and frankly I don't give a flying fuck about yours

He slapped u upside the head with science bro I saw the science drip right out ur ears n into ur puddle of dribble u possibly drink

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Thought it was brothers that invented it? by accident wasn't it?

Yeah him and his brother Will.

I don't know about by accident, the pushing of cereals and bland food on patients was very deliberate.

He didn't like sex and thought flavorful foods promoted it.


Like I say, fucking weird cunt he was. lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The only bullshit came from the guy who claimed he was going to hit me with some science and failed

No I didn't fail, you either took very small sections out of context or just straight disregarded it completely.

my comment was to the guy wanting help

Then learn to use the site functions properly because you quoted me you daft cunt.

and I've got ~13oz (10.44 in jars, sure there's at least 2.5oz in boxes in the freezer) of nice bud telling me the basics were grasped pretty well. Not bad for my first plant

There's no fucking way you got anywhere near 13oz from that one plant, we all saw how shitty and underdeveloped it was.

And it's far from "nice" bud, it was burned to a fucking crisp with no trichome heads!

Burned to a fucking crisp says you're a long way off the basics being grasped.

in my opinion

Exactly!

Fucking deluded.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

2 mins and I'll sniper the photo of his 'wanna be' cola from his 'wanna be' 13oz plant.

And put it next to my legit 4L Jack Frost cola that wasn't anywhere near a 13 oz plant.


Fucking joker.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

13oz he says.....

(Plant)



(Harvested)



........not even wet dickhead!