Boosts growth by rubbing roots in anus?

Has rubbing the seedling in and around anus boosted your growth and yield?

  • yes

    Votes: 18 78.3%

  • no

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • can't tell

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • Total voters
    23
Johnson Malone

Johnson Malone

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Hey guys im new to this whole growing business but want to learn. I read an article and heard from a couple growers out in cali that in order to boosts growth speeds and yield that if you take your seedling right before planting it and rub it around and sometimes inside the anus it will build the plants immune system and put it into a boost.
please let me know about your experiences with doing this.
 
Sour_Patch_Seed_Bank

Sour_Patch_Seed_Bank

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Johnson Malone said:
Hey guys im new to this whole growing business but want to learn. I read an article and heard from a couple growers out in cali that in order to boosts growth speeds and yield that if you take your seedling right before planting it and rub it around and sometimes inside the anus it will build the plants immune system and put it into a boost.
please let me know about your experiences with doing this.
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Please tell me you are joking?!? lmfao
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Well I tell ya a little secret that the boys in Cali forgot to mention... I've shoved 2ft plants in my anus and then threw them in the flowering room. Best weed I've ever grown!

If you take a fresh cutting and insert just the cut part in your butt, you won't even need any kind of rooting hormone. Just dip and then use whatever medium you like for fully rooted clones in about 4 days.


All the cool growers are doing it
 
Feracon

Feracon

Active Member
I have my plants in pots, with the lights on in the grow while I'm at work. But each night when i come home, i transplant as many as i can fit into my anus and then sleep with them in there with the lights off.

This way the plants build up their immune system as both of us sleep.

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Bareback

Bareback

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Feracon said:
I have my plants in pots, with the lights on in the grow while I'm at work. But each night when i come home, i transplant as many as i can fit into my anus and then sleep with them in there with the lights off.

This way the plants build up their immune system as both of us sleep.

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That would make a good avatar lol
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Its more commonly known as back door fertigation when done on a larger scale. Just get all the trimmers as drunk as you can the night before on the cheapest whiskey half gallons you can find. Then roofie them and insert tubes into their anuses that lead to the main mixing rez. After enough feces has been collected for the dingleberry tea, add the molasses. When its producing good bubbles from the aeration its good to use. Now blow some meth smoke into the trimmers faces and they should regain consciousness within the hour. Wait 24 hrs for the tea to be ready and go ahead and foliar spray the whole crop from clones to flowering plants. Youll have the strongest most disease resistant plants youve ever grown thatll get you high as shit.
 
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KryptoBud

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Gary Goodson said:
Well I tell ya a little secret that the boys in Cali forgot to mention... I've shoved 2ft plants in my anus and then threw them in the flowering room. Best weed I've ever grown!

If you take a fresh cutting and insert just the cut part in your butt, you won't even need any kind of rooting hormone. Just dip and then use whatever medium you like for fully rooted clones in about 4 days.


All the cool growers are doing it
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No shit?
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Gary Goodson said:
Well I tell ya a little secret that the boys in Cali forgot to mention... I've shoved 2ft plants in my anus and then threw them in the flowering room. Best weed I've ever grown!

If you take a fresh cutting and insert just the cut part in your butt, you won't even need any kind of rooting hormone. Just dip and then use whatever medium you like for fully rooted clones in about 4 days.


All the cool growers are doing it
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You must have a special ass GG ....I always have to do a quick semen dip before I insert the cutting anywhere from 1 to 17 inches into my ass......I am from Cali so I guess that's probably why .....but IMO semen is key
 
Chunky Stool

Chunky Stool

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Alienwidow said:
Its more commonly known as back door fertigation when done on a larger scale. Just get all the trimmers as drunk as you can the night before on the cheapest whiskey half gallons you can find. Then roofie them and insert tubes into their anuses that lead to the main mixing rez. After enough feces has been collected for the dingleberry tea, add the molasses. When its producing good bubbles from the aeration its good to use. Now blow some meth smoke into the trimmers faces and they should regain consciousness within the hour. Wait 24 hrs for the tea to be ready and go ahead and foliar spray the whole crop from clones to flowering plants. Youll have the strongest most disease resistant plants youve ever grown thatll get you high as shit.
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Is this process OMRI certified?
 
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