What did you accomplish today?

Indacouch

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But first u need to move out of ur moms basement
Oh my YER a funny one ....I'd show you how it's done but you report when shit starts getting good ....I still have the photoshop pics and can make more .....however YER not worth a turtle to me so you and YER second grade insults are like a wet fart .....not funny and full of shit
 

Indacouch

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I just checked and it looks like our boy Ollie got banned lol
That was fast .....still trying to figure out Maman123 .....for some strange reason I think he's a legit old member noob who forgot his old name due to stupidity alone .....nobody could even pretend to be as dumb as him .....it's for real dumbassness with that one guys
 

Indacouch

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Morning guys and gals didn't get much sleep last night ..took the fam to see all the twinkling lights and halfway home the oldest boy started complaining about his stomach .....so any parents could imagine why I didn't sleep last night ...without going into detail he was firing on both cylinders.....both with blown head gaskets ..


Oh my the joys of parenthood
 

whitebb2727

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Morning guys and gals didn't get much sleep last night ..took the fam to see all the twinkling lights and halfway home the oldest boy started complaining about his stomach .....so any parents could imagine why I didn't sleep last night ...without going into detail he was firing on both cylinders.....both with blown head gaskets ..


Oh my the joys of parenthood
LMAO! One year the whole house got a virus. A bad one. The one where you sit on the toilette and hold a bucket. We only had one bathroom at the time due to renovations. It was not pretty.

We laugh about it now. 2-3 people all trying to shit and puke at the same time.

The worse is when you get it along with the kids but you still have to gut it out and take care of them.
 

Hookabelly

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LMAO! One year the whole house got a virus. A bad one. The one where you sit on the toilette and hold a bucket. We only had one bathroom at the time due to renovations. It was not pretty.

We laugh about it now. 2-3 people all trying to shit and puke at the same time.

The worse is when you get it along with the kids but you still have to gut it out and take care of them.
I remember that. Being sick as a DOG but having to change (sick) diapers too. And they're bawling and sick too. the WORST
 

Indacouch

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LMAO! One year the whole house got a virus. A bad one. The one where you sit on the toilette and hold a bucket. We only had one bathroom at the time due to renovations. It was not pretty.

We laugh about it now. 2-3 people all trying to shit and puke at the same time.

The worse is when you get it along with the kids but you still have to gut it out and take care of them.
Knocking on wood hoping that very last part doesn't happen .....been there as well ....so far it's just him so fingers crossed ....I'd rather it be me than him obviously but please God just one at a time ....that's my Christmas wish now ....lol
 

neosapien

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I was all being a man like you guys and preparing a rack of ribs, to go in the crockpot, cuz I'm a baller on a limited time schedule, and I cut my left pointer finger pretty fucking good opening the package lol. Right in front of my daughter. She started crying. It warmed my heart to know she cares about me. But then I got lightheaded and sat down. Feeling ok now. I've accomplished quite a bit of man stuff today.
 
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