How much camo do you wear?

[Alienwidow]

i think i have a hat thats real nasty from prolonged wear. Got some country boots but, i dont wear camo much. How much camo do ya wear?

 

[Nugachino]

I have cargo shorts in camo. Not that they're going to disguise my lily white legs at all.

 

[Alienwidow]

I have cargo shorts in camo. Not that they're going to disguise my lily white legs at all.

You need more mud on those legs.

 

[abe supercro]

I was drunk when I got it.

 

[Alienwidow]

I was drunk when I got it.
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I hope it was on cold peat whiskey. Or some other dirty blasphemous mix. Cheers.

 

[Nugachino]

Nah. Im good.

 

[Alienwidow]

Nah. Im good.

Deer 'll see ya at 300 yards son. If you wanna hide ya better get serious.

 

[Nugachino]

I couldn't even hunt fish in a barrel. I'm fekkin hopeless.

 

[Alienwidow]

I couldn't even hunt fish in a barrel. I'm fekkin hopeless.

You need more ammo.

 

[Nugachino]

Lol. What am I going to do with that, Throw it at them?

 

[Alienwidow]

Lol. What am I going to do with that, Throw it at them?

Pull out the powder and bomb em. Or wear camo and sneak up on em.

 

[Nugachino]

I'll jiggle my fat rolls at them. That'll learn them.

 

[Alienwidow]

I'll jiggle my fat rolls at them. That'll learn them.

You need to be slick in the blind. No time for the truffle shuffle.

 

[Nugachino]

They don't make double wide ninjas though?

 

[Alienwidow]

They don't make double wide ninjas though?

Just wear tighter ninja pants.

 

[Nugachino]

What, and risk a violent fatroll explosion when I try picking up the twinkie I dropped.

You may like the moon AW. But this one will make your eyes bleed.

 

[Alienwidow]

What, and risk a violent fatroll explosion when I try picking up the twinkie I dropped.

You may like the moon AW. But this one will make your eyes bleed.

If thats a concern then you need mud. You can be totally naked covered in mud and still totally mobile to drop a deer. That and some ferns stuck all over you and realtree doesnt stand a chance.

 

[Nugachino]

Lol. Except that I'll be the only tree breathing heavily... And possibly farting loudly.

 

[Alienwidow]

Lol. Except that I'll be the only tree breathing heavily... And possibly farting loudly.

Sounds like you need to drink all the whiskey and fall asleep on the couch when all the camo warriors go hunt. Its all good, you need more than camo shorts if you cant hide like a ninja.

 

[Nugachino]

Nah. I just like taking the piss outta myself.