The UK Growers Thread!

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Mastergrow

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DST said:
My short term memory isn't that bad. I remember it well.
I have figured out one thing with the 5.0. Only place they don't look when they bust your house is your bum. Get caught anywhere else and they are straight up there like a rat up a drain pipe......
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Only ever strip searched once DST, was about 15/16, long time ago. There was no fingers involved they just told me to hold me bits and give me ass a wiggle lol. Cunts
 
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abe supercro

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from a slight distance, badge saw bud and I passin something lit, we weren't paying attn- hungover from partying all night, on way to get coffee. johnny po swoops around and blocks alley in front of us w vehicle, manuever style.. I qik place bowl in small of back behind belt, po thinks I'm-reaching and immediately has barrel pointed direct at me, "hands-up." he nvr did find that bowl.. placed in between seat of po vehicle. unfortunately, search 2 grms. probation for a year and bs counseling resulting record expungement. dog years. para ever since (more than before)
 
DST

DST

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The thing is, I have never heard of any of my mates carrying gear around in their bums (unless they are inside), so why the constant hard on to get a bum search with these orrificer types......?!?!?! Fukkin 'verts.
 
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Mastergrow

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theslipperbandit said:
Hahahaha and they didn't even have uniform.so let's get this "straight" you got searched by 2 apparent garda that made u shake ur arse in a dark ally
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Lol, I was in a gaff that got busted for coke and weed, guy got coke flushed down the bog but they found a loada weed, couple of folk got arrested I had fuckall on me so they gave me an escort home....no dark alleys and no garda up here. Was basically drop your bags and squat bit do a shake as well ffs. But they coulda been pervs also hey..
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Well that's what I myself would be referred to house call n ur lucky no1 called ira about the drug.



Alright so now we're at that u were at a drug orgy n 2 strange men (not in uniform) asked u to drop a squat and u think that's not in the slightest suspect
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Need I go into why I wear crocs again lol
New Android update is wank I didn't take much notice till I got a pop up saying someone was snooping...fuckers left location on and all so whilst I was at it I put 18gb of tunes on the phone got a nice proxy,tunneling now n bridging with Amazon oh and to top it off I encrypted my whole device again n even have my sd encryption so they try n fuck it she should fry but it's mostly PGP and you need a a long pin for certain things like Mail and stuff n super easy n fast to wipe..I'm planning to. Restore to the dude who I bought it off ebay after I cleaned my trash
 
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