The Criminal Jew

UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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waited on hold for 40 minutes, finally got through to "agent 1041". remarked that they must not be very good at their jobs, but that i wouldn't blame them if my last resort in life was to demonize minorities in the same way that hitler demonized the jews.

launched into my story and got about to the point where the local cop arrested me for chasing the humanoid creature before she realized it was a prank and hung up. gave a false name for the report.
 
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fdd2blk

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UncleBuck said:
waited on hold for 40 minutes, finally got through to "agent 1041". remarked that they must not be very good at their jobs, but that i wouldn't blame them if my last resort in life was to demonize minorities in the same way that hitler demonized the jews.

launched into my story and got about to the point where the local cop arrested me for chasing the humanoid creature before she realized it was a prank and hung up. gave a false name for the report.
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"big scare..."
 
londonfog

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UncleBuck said:
you can be mean to sheskunk all you want. in fact, i encourage it. all i ask is that you stop referencing the fact that it is really me. nowhere have i made any reference to sheskunk being fdd. it is something i confided in you, in private. there is a very real reason for that. so go ahead and call sheskunk a fat racist pig. that's what she is. she is NOT fdd though.

i thought we were cool with each other. i thought you understood that i don't really hold the thoughts, feelings, and opinions that i post as sheskunk. i thought you understood that i was just fucking around. i honestly don't understand why you turned on me like you did.
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Every time I read that I feel the sadness and tears of FDD. He sounds like a lonely, desperate housewife, whose husband now pays zero attention.
Poor stupid snitch fucker, what a bitch
 
Green_Wolverine

Green_Wolverine

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UncleBuck said:
waited on hold for 40 minutes, finally got through to "agent 1041". remarked that they must not be very good at their jobs, but that i wouldn't blame them if my last resort in life was to demonize minorities in the same way that hitler demonized the jews.

launched into my story and got about to the point where the local cop arrested me for chasing the humanoid creature before she realized it was a prank and hung up. gave a false name for the report.
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Why give a fake name, are you scared? Hope you're not calling from an Oregon cell number.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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prank calling this line is good times. two calls already today. still working my way through 'the jersey devil' x-files plot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jersey_Devil_(The_X-Files)#Plot

i always make sure to thank them for their service, reminding them that without people like them, hitler's "the criminal jew" would have never been so successful.

after the call starts to fall apart i just start asking them if they feel good about what they do. then bverate them a bit once it's clear they are going to disconnect the call.

beat these nazis into the dirt and take their morale away.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i've moved on to a new tactic that prolongs the call, wasting more of their time.

i tell them i was raped. then i start crying. you can stretch out the call by at least 5 minutes doing this. when they ask for the name of the assailant, i tell them i don't know, it was in a different language (lol). when they ask what kind of language, i tell them i'm an american. then they ask for a description. i realized "big eyes" gets you hung up on, so i just describe them as "filthy dirtbag illegals".

eventually they will ask for a case number. this is when you stall them. tell them about how your life has been a mess ever since the rape. tell them about how you can't work anymore and all the guys make fun of you. start crying again. rifle through papers.

when their patience is fully exhausted, interrupt them and say you have the case number. then rip into them:

"yes, my case number is HITLER ALREADY DID THIS WITH THE CRIMINAL JEW YOU SCUMBAG COLLABORATOR PIECE OF SHIT" and whatever else you can fire off before they abruptly disconnect.
 
SneekyNinja

SneekyNinja

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UncleBuck said:
i've moved on to a new tactic that prolongs the call, wasting more of their time.

i tell them i was raped. then i start crying. you can stretch out the call by at least 5 minutes doing this. when they ask for the name of the assailant, i tell them i don't know, it was in a different language (lol). when they ask what kind of language, i tell them i'm an american. then they ask for a description. i realized "big eyes" gets you hung up on, so i just describe them as "filthy dirtbag illegals".

eventually they will ask for a case number. this is when you stall them. tell them about how your life has been a mess ever since the rape. tell them about how you can't work anymore and all the guys make fun of you. start crying again. rifle through papers.

when their patience is fully exhausted, interrupt them and say you have the case number. then rip into them:

"yes, my case number is HITLER ALREADY DID THIS WITH THE CRIMINAL JEW YOU SCUMBAG COLLABORATOR PIECE OF SHIT" and whatever else you can fire off before they abruptly disconnect.
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It's funny but how effective is it to attack the people on the phone?

Aren't they just easily replaceable cogs in a wheel trying to make a few bucks with no administrative say at all?

I'm sure when they applied for a Govt job they didn't intend to be placed in the SS Intelligence Department.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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SneekyNinja said:
It's funny but how effective is it to attack the people on the phone?

Aren't they just easily replaceable cogs in a wheel trying to make a few bucks with no administrative say at all?

I'm sure when they applied for a Govt job they didn't intend to be placed in the SS Intelligence Department.
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if i can get just one of them to quit, then that is one more person who needs to be retrained or hired. that wastes their time and money and resources on this nazi project.

lowering morale of the workers seems as sound as outright wasting their time, if not more sound as a tactic.
 
SneekyNinja

SneekyNinja

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UncleBuck said:
if i can get just one of them to quit, then that is one more person who needs to be retrained or hired. that wastes their time and money and resources on this nazi project.

lowering morale of the workers seems as sound as outright wasting their time, if not more sound as a tactic.
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Again it's funny but probably completely ineffective.

Remember, these people are "serving their country" and you're just a "liberal traitor cuck-fag" wasting time in their minds.
 
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fdd2blk

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UncleBuck said:
if i can get just one of them to quit, then that is one more person who needs to be retrained or hired. that wastes their time and money and resources on this nazi project.

lowering morale of the workers seems as sound as outright wasting their time, if not more sound as a tactic.
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You're gonna make a great father.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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SneekyNinja said:
Again it's funny but probably completely ineffective.

Remember, these people are "serving their country" and you're just a "liberal traitor cuck-fag" wasting time in their minds.
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nah, these sound like dejected old ladies who are clinging to a job they hate. i'm not about to give collaborators any free passes if i can help it.
 
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