well here goes my story for the ages...
me and 2 of my friends lets call them fred and pedro for the fucksake of it.
we went and picked up our dealer cause he needed a ride home from where he was at him and his best freind get in the car and we take them down to his house, i buy a quarter they get out we leave. We drive around for a little bit before parking behind an old "abandoned" warehouse. We sit there and smoke our bleezy about 3/4 of the way down we roll down the windows (too much smoke in the car according to fred) and almost like 2 mins after we do this i see a cop walking up on our car. Im like "what the fuck cops go", fred freezes and then goes to turn his car on the cop says "please turn the car off for me." fred obeys and we sit there the cop comes up to us and asks us why we are out here and we said "just chillin not wantin to waste gas." the cop said "you were just chillin huh?" and we all replied "yeah." he then asked for all our id's which we all promptly gave him, he then said again " so you guys were down here just chillin eh?" once again we all replied "yeah." he then reads all our drivers license numbers off through his little radio and they all come back with an "okay." he then said "so yall werent out here stealin scrap metal were ya?" we were like " what man fuck no we werent stealing any scrap metal." he then proceeds with telling us that we are all on private property and that we were trespassing. So we told him that there were no signs posted saying this was private property and there was nothing up blocking off the entrance to where we were sitting so how were we to know that this was private property, he then replied "well someone owns this property someone has to own it right?" we all said "yeah but there was nothing posted anywhere..." he then got real dicky and started yelling "someone owns this property your all on private property!!!!" we were like "okay but still there is nothing posted anywhere." hes says "that doesnt matter someone still owns it." and our driver said, "okay but you can clearly see there is no scrap metal in this car, if you would like i will open my trunk so you can see there is none in there." the cop then called for backup and asked us all to step out of the car. His two buddys arrive as soon as we are outta the car, the first cop (luteinient the one weve been talking too the whole time) looks in the back seat and swipes up an 18 gram bag that one of the dealers dropped and we had no clue was in the car...then goes under my seat and grabs my quarter and says "ya yall wasnt down here smokin dope or nothing." he then searches the rest of the car and says hes giving us all minor misdomeanor pocession charges i said "hold on why are we all getting them," he said "your bag under your seat his bag by his leg and your freinds pill bottle." we all started yelling and arguing saying the weed wasnt ours driver didnt know whos it was i said its not mine, and our buddy in the back said it wasnt his either, "that it musta been dropped." the cop then yells "this is your weed we know it is yours you are not getting out of these charges!!!!!!!" and we argued for a little longer and then the other cops start cracking jokes like this shit is funny they think the fact that they are completly fucking our lives up is funny. We just all shut up and said "what ever ill just fight it." and then the cop goes "oh okay smart asses, i was gonna be nice and just give u all pocessions and not give u trespassing but now you get both. Gotta make sure something sticks. Hahahahahaha."
so basically that is my story, im getting a lawyer hes supposed to be real good too, but do you think i will get outta this mind you this took place on my 20th birthday.
might as well blaze