Kung Fu master uses his penis to pull enormous HELICOPTER in latest bizarre world record
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jerryb73
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I wonder if he just woke up one day and said, hmm I wanna pull a helicopter with my penis..
Singlemalt
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LOL. The mysteries of the OrientI wonder if he just woke up one day and said, hmm I wanna pull a helicopter with my penis..
Singlemalt
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Master of the "Steel Octopus" style
Haze the maze
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I wanted to do this . It sucks that this dude got to do it before Me. Shit!
srh88
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Yeah right.. imagine finding a good looking chick stuck in a snowbank or something.. "I'll pull you out"
Bareback
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Ohh this happens in my neck of the woods regularly, if you find a strange girl stranded in a ditch , you pull your penis out first thing, and say can I help you. If it is a dude you put your dick up and say ohh I was just taking a piss.
......... wait what was the question.
BarnBuster
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i'll see your chopper cock and raise you...
http://jalopnik.com/kung-fu-master-pulls-seven-cars-with-his-balls-of-steel-1793994835
http://jalopnik.com/kung-fu-master-pulls-seven-cars-with-his-balls-of-steel-1793994835
tyler.durden
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It would be hilarious if the chopper took off and flew around China with dude dangling from his dick. That would really impress me...
Once you're over the static coefficient of friction the hard work is done.
Jesus I'm sick I read that as, "Ultimate helicopter parent".
neosapien
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Oh son, you just pull that helicopter with your penis so well.
Indacouch
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I know you won't take credit openly for this......but your the only true Kung fu master around specializing in ((Tae crotch do)).....So congrats on the helicopter pull ....we all know it's just a warm up ....
((Tiny ninja bow of respect))
dannyboy602
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Let's see Jackie Chan do this.
ttystikk
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The Kung Fu Master's name?
Won Hung Lo