Chunky Stool
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Your neighbors have admired your flowers so long, they now ask "what's in the bucket" when you're making nutrient tea... 
You know you are a grower when...
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dannyboy602
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When you buy your Ball Mason jars by the case and you don't know the first thing about canning produce.
Chunky Stool
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You watch Deadliest Catch, then go buy crab meal for your garden.
mr sunshine
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When you're the first in the world to grow in a walmart shopping cart.
oldtimer54
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When you go to the country store and the old dude behind the counter asks you
did you just kill a skunk....
did you just kill a skunk....
Los Reefersaurus
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when the guy at the home depot causes you small fits of panic when he asks you what you are doing with the stuff in your cart.
when you come up with the Ron Swanson ," I know more than you " answer just to avoid that awkward feeling
when you come up with the Ron Swanson ," I know more than you " answer just to avoid that awkward feeling
Just give up hun, it's gonna happen
Huckster79
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When you stop and pick up a road kill skunk and relocate it near your driveway and you cook bacon daily for days on end for a couple weeks every couple months....
tyler.durden
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When eradicating tiny bugs you can barely see trumps ANY other plans you may have.
When thousands of dollars of your income depends on a $15 water pump.
If you use the word 'Penis' more than five times per day...
When thousands of dollars of your income depends on a $15 water pump.
If you use the word 'Penis' more than five times per day...
Bob Zmuda
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jerryb73
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What kind of excuse did you give her? Not like you can say, stay the hell outa my garage.. or maybe you can.. lolOh ye of little faith!
She left today and I kept her out for 3 straight days.
Bob Zmuda
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Hahaha I could. She'd just laugh.
She's not nosey at all. A few times she was like, "I'll mop the floor, is the mop out here?"
And I'm like, "oh I'll get it for you! It's hard to see out there."
Stuff like that.
LOL like she didn't know!! Grannies are cagey like that. I'm sure she was HOWLING inside watching you do back flips to keep her out of the garageHahaha I could. She'd just laugh.
She's not nosey at all. A few times she was like, "I'll mop the floor, is the mop out here?"
And I'm like, "oh I'll get it for you! It's hard to see out there."
Stuff like that.
Diabolical666
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Sir Napsalot
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You know you're a backyard grower when you offer to trim your neighbor's tree that's blocking the morning sunlight
Diabolical666
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You know you are a grower when...you have more pics of buds and plants on your phone then pics of your family
Bbcchance
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My wife actually bitches at me because of this lol