PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

[Singlemalt]

You blew a load (or five), your wife did all the work.
Now it's your turn; full guidance/protection mode for the rest of your natural life.

Not a problem for a Sicilano, duck soup

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Not a problem for a Sicilano, duck soup

It's true.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

My friend was supposed to go camping with me tonight but instead got sucked into some needy wife stuff.

So I'm sitting in my backyard with a campfire drinking beer.

My wife drank 3 beers for the first time in over a year (baby stuffs) and was so hurtin' today she was asleep at 7 tonight. hahahahah

Lightweight.

 

[Grandpapy]

Oh cool! Have fun and let me know how that restaurant turns out./QUOTE]

Haven't made to Cuatros Milpas in Barrio Logan yet, tomorrow, but was introduced Don Ponchos in Imperial Beach ...$6 Carnitas burrito (no bean or rice) was pretty darn good, almost forgot a photo.

LOL each edit adds a quote, I'd better quit.

 

[Singlemalt]

It's true.

I know My girl's hubby/bf are terrified. And so thus shall they remain until the endth of time

 

[mr sunshine]

My friend was supposed to go camping with me tonight but instead got sucked into some needy wife stuff.

So I'm sitting in my backyard with a campfire drinking beer.

My wife drank 3 beers for the first time in over a year (baby stuffs) and was so hurtin' today she was asleep at 7 tonight. hahahahah

Lightweight.

I've seen craigslist adds where the poster claims to be looking for guys to masterbating till they cum on his sleeping wife. Your post reminded me of that, for some reason.

 

[Drowning-Man]

I've seen craigslist adds where the poster claims to be looking for guys to masterbating till they cum on his sleeping wife. Your post reminded me of that, for some reason.

Lmao

 

[Grandpapy]

My friend was supposed to go camping with me tonight but instead got sucked into some needy wife stuff.

So I'm sitting in my backyard with a campfire drinking beer.

My wife drank 3 beers for the first time in over a year (baby stuffs) and was so hurtin' today she was asleep at 7 tonight. hahahahah

Lightweight.

I can smell it burning! I know it's you. Assuming you are a block are two from the beach.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I've seen craigslist adds where the poster claims to be looking for guys to masterbating till they cum on his sleeping wife. Your post reminded me of that, for some reason.

I specifically asked for a Mexican man with a bird-like penis in the ad.

I'm waiting.

 

[Chunky Stool]

I'm steps away from from the second deepest lake in America.

Vlad the Impaler had an interesting method...

 

[neosapien]

This thread was popping last night. And totally devoid of any content related to it. Here's me taking a break on my last world tour. Suckazzzzz.

 

[Drowning-Man]

Hey big Lou i made it back to texas safe and sound hanging out with my mama havent seen her in 6 months

 

[Padawanbater2]

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Now that is cool

 

[tyler.durden]

Hey big Lou i made it back to texas safe and sound hanging out with my mama havent seen her in 6 months

What is she wearing?

 

[Drowning-Man]

What is she wearing?

Lol

 

[Big_Lou]

I've seen craigslist adds where the poster claims to be looking for guys to masterbating till they cum on his sleeping wife.

Reported for doxxing @choomer. Not cool, man.

 

[Big_Lou]

Hey big Lou i made it back to texas safe and sound hanging out with my mama havent seen her in 6 months

Good to hear. "Texas" and "mama", eh? You didn't hitchhike there by any chance, did you?

 

[Drowning-Man]

Good to hear. "Texas" and "mama", eh? You didn't hitchhike there by any chance, did you?

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Lol no took the bus

 

[Chunky Stool]

Lol no took the bus

I hope you didn't touch anything.
There is nothing more foul & disgusting than a bus station.

Well, maybe Lou's toejam...

 

[Big_Lou]

I hope you didn't touch anything.
There is nothing more foul & disgusting than a bus station.

The busses themselves are far nastier. I've traveled the country on various lines (Greyhound, Trailways, Peter Pan, etc.) and each experience was lousier than the previous. People dropping chili shits in broken chemical toilets, malfunctioning AC while driving through the south during the Summer, overbooked runs where people are literally sitting/standing in the aisles, etc.
I did make out with/finger a random girl while she jerked me off one time, though.

Well, maybe Lou's toejam...

Preposterous.