Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Singlemalt]

I hate to say it. But, that thing between our legs gets us men doing some pretty stupid things for the thing you got down there.

I honestly wish the biological drive to get horizontal could be put on hold some days.

Enjoy it now, it will happen. Trust me

 

[ANC]

My son brought me the young plants. It has not completely stopped the nightmares. But I am getting sexually abused less in my dreams when I smoke it.

I'm not a bear, it's just a beard.

Oh the werewolf, oh the werewolf
Comes stepping along
He dont even break the branches where hes gone
Once I saw him in the moonlight, when the bats were a flying
I saw the werewolf, and the werewolf was crying
Cryin nobody knows, nobody knows, body knows
How I loved the man, as I teared off his clothes.
Cryin nobody know, nobody knows my pain
When I see that its risen; that full moon again
For the werewolf, for the werewolf has sympathy
For the werewolf, somebody like you and me.
And only he goes to me, man this little flute I play.
All through the night, until the light of day, and we are doomed to play.
For the werewolf, for the werewolf, has sympathy
For the werewolf, somebody like you and me.

 

[cannabineer]

~snip~ that thing between our legs ~snip~

 

[cannabineer]

Oh my! People who like Donald trump are pathetic and I actually feel sorry for them. I miss my JFK. I would have let him sexually abuse me in the forest anytime.

You would like Ted better. Impressive amphibious driving skills make for an exciting first date. Tell me however ... do you dream of sexually rampant mermen?

 

[=Your Mom=]

Does anyone have any tips for getting period stains out of undergarments?

 

[Nugachino]

Does anyone have any tips for getting period stains out of undergarments?

Cola removes blood from tarmac and pavement. Might work on clothes too.

 

[Singlemalt]

Does anyone have any tips for getting period stains out of undergarments?

A well aged, full bodied red wine, preferably a Dago Red. Yes it will dye the undergarments red, but, white for those applications? Really

 

[_gresh_]

 

[420God]

Does anyone have any tips for getting period stains out of undergarments?

Vinegar or diluted ammonia.

 

[Singlemalt]

A further line of investigation! The game is afoot! You haven't reached menopause, perhaps your nightmares indicate a subconscious desire, nay a need, to have one last child as your clock is running out

 

[=Your Mom=]

A well aged, full bodied red wine, preferably a Dago Red. Yes it will dye the undergarments red, but, white for those applications? Really

All I have is Pinot Grigio. My son brings me cases of it.

 

[Singlemalt]

All I have is Pinot Grigio. My son brings me cases of it.

You next son could bring cases of Diavolo nero

 

[=Your Mom=]

A further line of investigation! The game is afoot! You haven't reached menopause, perhaps your nightmares indicate a subconscious desire, nay a need, to have one last child as your clock is running out

Not my undergarments. My son brings me baskets of his families laundry. His wife must have an extremely heavy flow because all of her undergarments look like a crime scene.

 

[Singlemalt]

Not my undergarments. My son brings me baskets of his families laundry. His wife must have an extremely heavy flow because all of her undergarments look like a crime scene.

Howling!

 

[=Your Mom=]

I like this section. I posted some plant pictures in the seed section and I was attacked by a gang of racist trolls! Mainly @whitebb2727 hes a very upset young man who gets his jollies by yelling at an old woman online. I suspect he has a very small penis and he doesn't get much nookie. Definitely a trump supporter.

 

[_gresh_]

 

[whitebb2727]

I like this section. I posted some plant pictures in the seed section and I was attacked by a gang of racist trolls! Mainly @whitebb2727 hes a very upset young man who gets his jollies by yelling at an old woman online. I suspect he has a very small penis and he doesn't get much nookie. Definitely a trump supporter.

You screwed up now Mrs Doubtfire.

 

[Singlemalt]

@=Your Mom= I must take my leave dear lady, our conversation has awaked a semi-dormant desire and I must quest upon yon interwebz in search of Gilf porn. Prithee do return that we may discuss your malady further

 

[cannabineer]

Does anyone have any tips for getting period stains out of undergarments?

If they are the good synthetic ones, I recommend oven cleaner. (If cotton, I must recommend replacing them.)

Please note , oven cleaner is not suited for even surface treatment of your mommy oven. Be safe, Mom.

 

[=Your Mom=]

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I enjoy making you sandwiches. You are a polite respectful young man and I like our time together. I'll make you your favorite. A salami sandwich. But first you have to hide the salami!