misshestermoffitt
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" I can't believe you came on my mom"
yeah, there was a chick present. I really didn't plan on getting that high in the first place. It felt just like any other high really...until I stood up that is, then i just kinda lost my head. the only reason I smoked as much as I did, was because the steam roller my friend made was beast, and we had to pass it around about 6 times before all the smoke was gone. what would happen is that it would milk, and the weed would still be burning and when it got passed to someone else and they inhaled, it just made more smoke in the bottle. I'm not used to that if that is a normal thing...it was sooo awesome lol.haha sounds like you got straight retarded.. i get like that when it's a brofest but i try not to smoke enough to get like that when i'm around girls..
in response to your goign around the deck like a snake, i can top that.
like 3 nights ago i was smoking with my 2 good friends so were all comfertable enough to go for gold and get completly ripped.. anyways we were encredibly high and my friend was like "dude i am so compltly retarded right now".. so i thought it would be funny to walk up and down my street for almost 20 minuetes immitating a retard and making extremly loud noices. then my 90 year old nabor came out of her house and asked if i was ok.. that was embarassing
and for the retard thing, I have something that can top it, but it wasn't me. it's someone i know in school and he got really high and walked naked around his house with a carrot carressing his bunghole, but in there enough so that it would stay in.
these two take the cake..I like to walk around my house naked, it gives me a sense of freedom. Plus I like how it feels on my balls.
A few months ago the UPS guy was knocking on the door, I answered it, signed his computer, took my package, and when I shut the door that's when I realized I was naked.
I thought qualudes were only for woman to get them horny??!
how in the hell do you miss the toilet? or maybe i dont want to knowI missed the toilet when I went to take a dump. That sucked so bad.
Another time I took mushrooms and e together and had sex with my girlfriend 25 times.