blake9999
Well-Known Member
It happened late one Christmas Eve
We thought we'd make a run
And get our load of Wacky Weed
Ashore for Christmas fun
The Coat Guard and the Navy
Would be home we thought
Celebrating with their families
While we unloaded Pot
It was dark and peaceful
That fateful winter night
So the crew decided to work
By Christmas candle light
Everything was fine
At least that's how it seemed
Twenty men worked
While forty candles gleamed
We smoked a few joints
Trying to get higher
When someone knocked a candle over
And set a bail on fire
We climbed into the rafters
To get into the smoke
And everyone started taking
King size Christmas tokes
We threw a few more bales in
To make the fire greater
And accidentally spread it
To our ocean going freighter
We all abandoned ship
We knew it was no joke
Forty tons of grade A pot
Just go up in smoke
We heard the sound of sleigh bells
We looked up in the sky
It was Santa Claus
He looked really high
He said Sorry about your stash boys
Before it blows away
Why don't we make the best of it
So climb up in my sleigh
We climbed into his sleigh
It was bigger than it looked
And started flying through the smoke
Till everyone was cooked
The Reindeer got giggly
And started flying extra fast
While Santa told us stories
Of Christmas Eve past
He asked us if we wanted
To go around the world
And help deliver toys
To the good boys and girls
We all agreed
We thought I'd be a kick
To be up on the roof tops
With the reindeer and St. Nick
He brought us home
And we thanked him for the trip
No one will ever believe
This story of St. Nick
He said I like the milk and cookies
But let me make a point
To keep ole St. Nick happy
Santa needs a joint
So every year I leave a Joint for Santa Claus
We thought we'd make a run
And get our load of Wacky Weed
Ashore for Christmas fun
The Coat Guard and the Navy
Would be home we thought
Celebrating with their families
While we unloaded Pot
It was dark and peaceful
That fateful winter night
So the crew decided to work
By Christmas candle light
Everything was fine
At least that's how it seemed
Twenty men worked
While forty candles gleamed
We smoked a few joints
Trying to get higher
When someone knocked a candle over
And set a bail on fire
We climbed into the rafters
To get into the smoke
And everyone started taking
King size Christmas tokes
We threw a few more bales in
To make the fire greater
And accidentally spread it
To our ocean going freighter
We all abandoned ship
We knew it was no joke
Forty tons of grade A pot
Just go up in smoke
We heard the sound of sleigh bells
We looked up in the sky
It was Santa Claus
He looked really high
He said Sorry about your stash boys
Before it blows away
Why don't we make the best of it
So climb up in my sleigh
We climbed into his sleigh
It was bigger than it looked
And started flying through the smoke
Till everyone was cooked
The Reindeer got giggly
And started flying extra fast
While Santa told us stories
Of Christmas Eve past
He asked us if we wanted
To go around the world
And help deliver toys
To the good boys and girls
We all agreed
We thought I'd be a kick
To be up on the roof tops
With the reindeer and St. Nick
He brought us home
And we thanked him for the trip
No one will ever believe
This story of St. Nick
He said I like the milk and cookies
But let me make a point
To keep ole St. Nick happy
Santa needs a joint
So every year I leave a Joint for Santa Claus
