Random Jabber Jibber thread

[cannabineer]

I honestly don’t remember what happened. Was very anticlimactic, which I’m not surprised.

I just remember being in a large open room, he tapped me on the shoulder and said, “hey it’s mr sunshine, are you ready?” As I turned around, I woke up.

Made me feel weird as fuck lol.

What color was the shopping cart?

 

[jerryb73]

They test for blood borne illness. Frankly if you want to give blood just give blood someplace not affiliated with your work. Tell your work you always feel a bit faint afterwards and would rather not feel that way at work.

There is no pressure at work, they just always say, "make sure you donate"or something close.lol I just thought I might donate if I could, without any issue.I'm not going somewhere else to do it.

 

[mr sunshine]

@mr sunshine i had a weird dream about you last night

It's about time.

 

[mr sunshine]

I honestly don’t remember what happened. Was very anticlimactic, which I’m not surprised.

I just remember being in a large open room, he tapped me on the shoulder and said, “hey it’s mr sunshine, are you ready?” As I turned around, I woke up.

Made me feel weird as fuck lol.

You're lucky you woke up when you did. Three more minutes and you would of been pregnant right now.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I gave blood religiously when I had to live down south - up here they give you the opportunity once a year & you have to make an appointment etc...
I was up to a couple of gallons before we moved north but it's such a bitch to meet their sked here now I don't.
I'd like to, but the inconvenience factor is (almost intentionally) too high.

 

[Karah]

You're lucky you woke up when you did. Three more minutes and you would of been pregnant right now.

Three whole minutes, aye? I definitely feel lucky I woke up.

 

[Singlemalt]

Three whole minutes, aye? I definitely feel lucky I woke up.

Women all over Earth dream about him, busy guy and can only allot 3 min/per. Even then he's late getting home and still has to give Santa pointers on resource management/logistics

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Three magical minutes no doubt though.
I'll bet that included a 2 minute cuddle too.

 

[Grandpapy]

Three whole minutes, aye? I definitely feel lucky I woke up.

3 min of dream time = trainloads of dix

 

[Karah]

Three magical minutes no doubt though.
I'll bet that included a 2 minute cuddle too.

Snugs are essential.

 

[mr sunshine]

Three whole minutes, aye? I definitely feel lucky I woke up.

Lots of ladies have wet dreams, nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Karah]

Lots of ladies have wet dreams, nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[mr sunshine]

I'll see you tonight..

 

[ANC]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Lol

 

[see4]

 

[BarnBuster]

..bloodmobile is affiliated with my job .

Sorry, but it makes me think it's a also roundabout way to test you for whatever and you may have unknowingly signed off on it somewhere in your
employment docs. But I'm a paranoid sort too

..give blood someplace not affiliated with your work..

this

 

[jerryb73]

Sorry, but it makes me think it's a also roundabout way to test you for whatever and you may have unknowingly signed off on it somewhere in your
employment docs. But I'm a paranoid sort too


this

I was only gonna do it out of convenience, I think I'll just skip it..

 

[tyler.durden]

Im greedy I'm like "It's my blood, I made it, I'm keeping it. Fuck off"

But really I'm just not a fan of needles

I hear that. Perhaps you could donate sperm, instead...

 

[Chunky Stool]

Three whole minutes, aye? I definitely feel lucky I woke up.

I'd have to take a nap after a full three minute marathon!