What did you accomplish today?

[420God]

no way! Sugar cookies rule. And those wreath cookies (will they get little red sugarberries?) are inspired.

Ran out of candies and had to use red frosting.

 

[neosapien]

no way! Sugar cookies rule. And those wreath cookies (will they get little red sugarberries?) are inspired.

Now if you want to get in touch with your inner Austrian, the sovereign nut for cookies is the hazelnut.

These are Vanillekipferl (vanilla crescents), essentially ground hazelnut held together with sugar, butter and a grudging pinch of flour. Gimme a plate of those and a steinful of Irish Cream ... to really plus the nationally mixed metaphor ... .

I had way too many Pace brand cookies back in the day and got sicker than I've ever been for 3 days. Can not eat sugar cookies to this day.

My mom makes something like that but uses almonds and calls them Almond Crescents.

 

[mr sunshine]

I had way too many Pace brand cookies back in the day and got sicker than I've ever been for 3 days. Can not eat sugar cookies to this day.

My mom makes something like that but uses almonds and calls them Almond Crescents.

Is your girl gunna let you have a threesome again? Don't lie, let me smell your dick. Have you ever been with chick that smells your dick everyday to make sure you haven't been in any other bitches? My buddy's x used to do that....sad

 

[Singlemalt]

Almond biscotti for the win

 

[Karah]

Your guys’ wives are the shit. I need to up my game now, jeez.

 

[neosapien]

Is your girl gunna let you have a threesome again? Don't lie, let me smell your dick. Have you ever been with chick that smells your dick everyday to make sure you haven't been in any other bitches? My buddy's x used to do that....sad

I'm not sure. I'm easing into it. It needs to unfold organically like it did last time. With a fun night and a metric fuckton of beer.

 

[mr sunshine]

I'm not sure. I'm easing into it. It needs to unfold organically like it did last time. With a fun night and a metric fuckton of beer.

Stay away from the o'douls.

 

[mr sunshine]

Your guys’ wives are the shit. I need to up my game now, jeez.

My girl promised me a threesome, that was one of my conditions to being in a relationship. Even now years later, she still says it will happen one day. You need to lie to your man more.

 

[cannabineer]

My girl promised me a threesome, that was one of my conditions to being in a relationship. Even now years later, she still says it will happen one day. You need to lie to your man more.

Drink yourself crosseyed. Bam. "Who'sh yer cute friend?"

 

[Karah]

My girl promised me a threesome, that was one of my conditions to being in a relationship. Even now years later, she still says it will happen one day. You need to lie to your man more.

I don’t like sharing, plus I’m enough to handle already

 

[mr sunshine]

I don’t like sharing, plus I’m enough to handle already

That's what every boring girl says.... haven't you ever wanted to get demolished by a black guy while your husband holds your hand? You can have all of that. You just have to ease into it with vagina first, Don't shut doors on yourself. Sometimes you gotta lick a pussy to get the biggest blackest dick you've ever had.

 

[Karah]

That's what every boring girl says.... haven't you ever wanted to get demolished by a black guy while your husband holds your hand? You can have all of that. You just have to ease into it with vagina first, Don't shut doors on yourself. Sometimes you gotta lick a pussy to get the biggest blackest dick you've ever had.

Maybe I’m boring, idk. But he’d gloriously cum every fucking time.

I need to sucker someone into marrying me first before I call someone husband, also.

 

[mr sunshine]

Maybe I’m boring, idk. But he’d gloriously cum every fucking time.

I need to sucker someone into marrying me first before I call someone husband, also.

I'm down, let's have some kids and collect some food stamps. You wont!

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[Karah]

I'm down, let's have some kids and collect some food stamps. You wont!

But what if I’m really a dude..

 

[mr sunshine]

But what if I’m really a dude..

I'll still fuck you, I just won't tell anyone.

 

[Singlemalt]

But what if I’m really a dude..

Dudes have kids and get food stamps

 

[lokie]

no way! Sugar cookies rule. And those wreath cookies (will they get little red sugarberries?) are inspired.

Now if you want to get in touch with your inner Austrian, the sovereign nut for cookies is the hazelnut.

These are Vanillekipferl (vanilla crescents), essentially ground hazelnut held together with sugar, butter and a grudging pinch of flour. Gimme a plate of those and a steinful of Irish Cream ... to really plus the nationally mixed metaphor ... .

mmmmm hazelnuts. my fave.

I go bananas for hazelnuts.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/upsidedown-hazelnut-banana-cake-recipe-2125503

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Dudes have kids and get food stamps

 

[Karah]

I'll still fuck you, I just won't tell anyone.

I don’t know if I should feel flattered orrrrr...