What did you accomplish today?

[Singlemalt]

My blue car is yellow from all the pollen that's been dumped the last week or so.

You mean it's green now?

 

[curious2garden]

You mean it's green now?

LOL

 

[Stillbuzzin]

been a very long night. lots to do this week end

 

[Stillbuzzin]

 

[Fubard]

Proud of epic dump today .... At least 5 pounds !

What's that in Courics?

Went up to local bakery earlier and, thanks to the famously perfectly flat and smooth sidewalks here in Belgium, almost didn't make it back even though we're only talking 100 yards or so. Add in SWMBO deciding to tweak a tendon or ligament in her ankle, with the whining that goes along with that, alongside a lack of herbal medication, it has been decided that the rest of the day is to be spent on the couch off my face on painkillers and valium, with the mandatory bucket of coffee.

Life goes on, but it may be a bit blurry today...

 

[Stillbuzzin]

 

[Stillbuzzin]

 

[neosapien]

It's my wife's birthday today. So far I've accomplished sleeping in and missing the opportunity to take the little one to an Easter egg hunt at a megachurch. My lawyer advises me not to answer the question as to whether I purposefully forgot to set my alarm. He did say it is permitted to express my worry of spontaneously combusting in their parking lot.

 

[curious2garden]

It's my wife's birthday today. So far I've accomplished sleeping in and missing the opportunity to take the little one to an Easter egg hunt at a megachurch. My lawyer advises me not to answer the question as to whether I purposefully forgot to set my alarm. He did say it is permitted to express my worry of spontaneously combusting in their parking lot.

I thought it was your great concern over her health that made you stay close to home to care for her!

 

[neosapien]

I thought it was your great concern over her health that made you stay close to home to care for her!

Can you be my new lawyer?

 

[srh88]

Can you be my new lawyer?

@Finshaggy

 

[curious2garden]

@Finshaggy

LOL

 

[lokie]

It's my wife's birthday today. So far I've accomplished sleeping in and missing the opportunity to take the little one to an Easter egg hunt at a megachurch. My lawyer advises me not to answer the question as to whether I purposefully forgot to set my alarm. He did say it is permitted to express my worry of spontaneously combusting in their parking lot.

 

[Stillbuzzin]

@Finshaggy

Please say Chinslappy is not back on this site.

 

[srh88]

Please say Chinslappy is not back on this site.

Im sure he will be when his mom gives him the wifi password

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Im sure he will be when his mom gives him the wifi password

Why do I always think of beetlejuice when he's mentioned?

 

[shrxhky420]

Why do I always think of beetlejuice when he's mentioned?

I mentioned that once, he ended up using it for his signature.
I'm still waiting for his hippie slapper dank dank strains
SH420

 

[farmerfischer]

I mentioned that once, he ended up using it for his signature.
I'm still waiting for his hippie slapper dank dank strains
SH420

Yeah the lightning bug DNA and sperm infused dank beans... Lol..

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I mentioned that once, he ended up using it for his signature.
I'm still waiting for his hippie slapper dank dank strains
SH420

That's right! I forgot about that.

 

[whitebb2727]

I mentioned that once, he ended up using it for his signature.
I'm still waiting for his hippie slapper dank dank strains
SH420

Lol.

I busted his balls for a while. Stupid ass thinks taking a plea deal for a deferment is the same as winning the case.

He just never really realized his ignorance nor do insults really effect him.

I just come to the conclusion that he was missing a few screws or something.